Adam, you've already created the perfect shirt to explain how I feel about this career choice:

I'm really curious about this - if you don't mind my asking. How does it start happening? I can't imagine my school knowing anything about my health, but I go to a very tiny campus (we don't even have health services or anything). It seems completely absurd. I mean, did you go to the school health services for…

They did the same thing to me my first year at Smith. I would have to go for weekly weigh-ins and blood tests. I had to meet with doctors and mental health professionals. They asked my friends if they saw me eating and if I threw it up afterwards. I'm extremely thin and my BMI has always been 16.5-17, it's just the…

It differs from country to country. In the U.S. the bridesmaids pay for the dresses themselves, in many European countries the bride pays (but they tend to have only 1-2 bridesmaids). Personally I think if you make the bridesmaids pay, you should let them pick the dresses or at least have some input so they're not…

I'm so glad that Amanda Bynes is doing better... thank God she is getting the treatment she needed...
And... Kanye, stop trying to make the K clan happen... THEY ARE NOT going to happen

Not that I know her or anything about her life, but I'm so happy Amanda Bynes is doing better.

The Miley Cyrus dog news makes me so, so sad, and to hear it was by coyote doesn't help, especially because I fear that is what happened to my cat Willow a couple years ago. Regardless of how one feels about Miley, girl loves her dogs. I remember there being stories last year about one of her dogs being killed by…

I used to have respect for Amber, because she seemed like an old fashioned hustler, doing whatever she could to sell herself and claw her way to the top, even though she's a decidedly mediocre actress (and that's being generous). But now she seems like she's buying her own hype, giving all sorts of interviews about…

Wasn't he trying to do something in real life, though? I only saw the screenshots in the article yesterday, so I may not have all the context, but it looked like he was impatiently waving aside her attempts to flirt in the abstract in favor of meeting up in a hotel room somewhere ASAP.

Have you considered that this is all just a very elaborate PR viral for his upcoming movie? Where he plays a coach who has a relationship with a student?

I hate parvo so much. It's super fatal, super contagious, and a terrible way to die. As the weather warms up we see more and more of it coming into the animal shelter where I work…most cases the dog (or usually puppy) is too far gone even if we had the money to treat it. The worst part is that it's vaccine…

His PR person is stoked! This was all done to promote Palo Alto, a movie about an illicit affair with an undergrad.

As a PR person, I can tell you they're not crying. They're drinking heavily and yelling "FUCK".

She has spent so much money saving dogs with parvo. The strand here in Arizona is super messed up too. We lost both of the deformed puppies though. Both had to be put to sleep because of quality of life issues. We thought one might make it, but she had a lot abdominal issues as she got older and a lot of incontinence.…

I assume that the being a douche part goes without saying. I mean, it is Franco. And as hard as Shia LeBoeuf has been working to out-douche him, he is the OG.

In his defense he checked if she was 18. So that just makes him sleazy, not pedo.

Yeah, that looks like a super-young dog, so I'm kinda concerned.

I still like him, but now he's starting to creep me out.