I remember seeing my cat's penis for the first time and thinking he had a worm crawling out of his ass. As I got closer to pull it out my wife warned me that was in fact his dick and she basically saved my life. Eternally grateful.

Or do what Keira Knightly did... buy a dress you love and just keep wearing it to fancy events. If you love your dress that much, why not keep wearing it?

I think I would be so, so anxious about spilling something on a $10K dress I hadn't budgeted to buy that I wouldn't be able to think about anything else.

Not to say that I think you should BUY a $10K dress outright, either, just, this seems like it has so much potential for financial disaster.

But then I bought my…

My mom pooped on my face right after I popped out. It is her favorite story.

Why is it so hard for people to believe that this girl actually does do "work" for a significant portion of her day? Photoshoots are work (even if they're self-produced for Instagram. That apparently is a valuable asset for her). Interviews are work. Courting paps while she does errands all day is work. Filming a…

I hope Kim Kardashian personally approved this TARDIS reference

Yeah, I thought they were actually pretty upfront about the fact that they were collecting data from users and analyzing it.

Is this new? I haven't used the site in about 4 years, and I remember them doing a lot of posts about user statistics and how various factors affected them.

Wow, #notallmen in RECORD time.

The writing on television is quite a bit ahead of cinema, IMO. No longer are TV shows written as some 21 minute vignette stand alone product, they're a part of an on going series. I'm glad to see Orphan Black getting love at Comic Con, Tatiana Maslany acts circles around the typical other best actress nominees in…

rocky roe-d vs. Wade

I currently live right next to a Planned Parenthood. They have regular protestors. Mostly old white men, who hold up signs. They pass out inaccurate pamphlets about birth control because apparently birth control is not how you prevent unwanted pregnancies and abortion. I hate them with a blinding passion. Every time I…

Oh my god, anti-choicers, GET A LIFE. (But only if you want to, when you want to)

Dear Prudence,

I run an advice column, but I've actually been cribbing my letters. This has gone on successfully for years, but I'm getting nervous about being caught. Please help!

Signed,

Dottie Rainolds

This reminds me of that one NPR program I listened to ages ago (I think it was Radio Lab) about patent trolls. Apparently someone has patented toast. I...I really am at a loss for words. The US patent system is just FUBAR...

Given Lulelemon's libertarian learning I find their use of the government to help their business model just a tad bit ironic.

If you're watching the lame, fake shit they're all the same. But if you, like me, enjoy more of the amateur stuff then you get much more of a variety.

When I first began dating my boyfriend, I directed a production of the Vagina Monologues. He came with me to see it one night, without me having to beg him. He said it was a great show. When we got home, he asked me if I had ever seen my vagina. I said yeah, kind of, but not up-close. He found a hand mirror and…

It depends on the designer. A Balenciaga vagina would be sleek and trendy. A De La Renta vagina is timeless and classic. A Betsey Johnson vagina says "hey, I like to party". And a Chanel vagina says nothing. It just smokes cigarettes and judges penises for being too fat.

I'm really curious if OP is just a shit or also an uninformed shit that doesn't know what labia are.