I ate four Butterfingers today. Not those pathetic little "fun size" ones either. The two-piece "share packs."

Goddammit I cannot edit my comment but that's a pretty great typo. "The first woman ever woman..."

Unfortunately the best news I can deliver this week is that my bought at a grocery store on a whim shampoo and conditioner has actually turned out to be the best shampoo and conditioner I've ever used. It's a pretty slow good news week.

Tranfers are not instant, and paying for a 300 dollar dinner could be problematic for someone.

Oh, I think it's perfectly normal too. I was just thinking how other people (the ones who criticize breastfeeding in public) would see this: beautiful woman, sexy dress, naked boob yadayadayada.

What? Stephanie Meyer you keep your filthy claws off of Stranger With My Face and Summer of Fear and Daughters of Eve. You hear me? OFF.

Summer's not over yet. I'll be rockin the Ren Faire in a few weeks, we'll see who's laughing then Malia.

Samesies. I'm on Min-Ovral (I think it's also called Portia? Idk). I'm currently doing a deep Google before I call Planned Parenthood (my slut pill providers) and bug their poor overworked receptionist with my idiocy/hypochondria.

Spengler = Kristen Wiig

So.

I was an adult so it didn't damage me too much, aside from this weird lingering feeling that all men are cheaters. Obviously rational me knows that isn't the case.

Okay, this isn't technically a "cheater" story because we were not exclusive—but it is some lying bullshit, shit-to-the-bull:

Let me regale you with the tale of an ex of mine who I will heretofore refer to as Shitbag.

Shitbag and I dated for about 6 months, fairly casually. His work shuttled him back and forth between Ottawa and Montreal, so he was only in town about half the time, which kept us from getting too serious. Plus, not long after…

plot twist: i am shane from the L word

but as a woman, how will my employer know they can pay me less?

Posting this was like breaking the bottle of champagne over a yacht. Let the geeky commentary commence!

If you don't know, read up on Ginsburg's early career. She has an incredible life story, and was one of the smartest civil procedure law school professors in the country before becoming a Judge. Numerous glass ceilings were shattered because of her. One of my favorite Justices of all time.