I find it hilarious that I own about three thongs & as I'm reading this, I'm wearing one of said thongs & pooping. Coincidence at its finest.

that is literally —literally literally— my face right now ugh

that asterisk killed me

I was The Other Woman & he got caught by his wife because their Apple ID accounts were connected & all of his iMessages were going to his iPad at home, where his wife saw. So word to the wise, make sure that that doesn't happen if you're trying to cheat.

I was quoting School of Rock

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I researched groupies on the internet, they're sluts, they sleep with the band

I've been on OKC for four years & actually really like that they do these things because reading the statistical articles at the end of their doings is really interesting

I love this

My parents were married 13 August, were engaged on a 13th, & found out they were pregnant (twice) on a 13th, they regard thirteen as their lucky number, so more power to ya!

my freshman year I dormed in a 2bd apartment with five other girls, three of which were my actual roommates (the other two in the ther room). We all got along so amazingly well & never had any issues beyond "so and so left their dishes." I feel extremely fortunate to have had a great experience. Our RA had to do round…

I had sex with a girl who was like two weeks away from giving birth, who I met on Craigslist. Her husband was in the navy & grounded to his ship & she was horny & couldn't reach herself comfortably, haha. I don't have an answer for you, just sharing my experience.

great way of looking at it. Especially because I don't care at all for football, so all my eggs are in the Padres' World-Series-less basket. Wouldn't trade the weather for good sports teams. San Diego fans def aren't in it for the wins, it's for the love!

I feel like the title should be "high schoolers in 1984 ponder the meaning of fashion" because I thought this article was about current high schoolers being all judgey about 1984 fashion #foodforthought

I was going to comment about her throwin shade at my Padres about them never winning any games but it's kinda true so :(

"Not everyone who completea a FAFSA is poor" hah okay so basically this is tasteless & offensive because there are ~rich~ people who don't want to get thrown in with the ~poor~ people? W o w.

You know how sometimes, as an adult, when you're expecting your period you feel a cramp but it's a little different & you just *know* that was the first expulsion of uterine lining of the month? That's how I knew I started my menarche. I was in band class in 7th grade, it wasn't really anything. I was just so so…

Alan Rickman could call me whatever the hell he wants. I would just melt that he knew I existed.

*tilts head* *wrinkles eyebrows* *clicks tongue* oh mark

Hah, opposite in that one is a renowned cognitive neuroscientist & the other is a filmmaker. Science & drama, fairly opposites.