I'm an attorney so I immediately think about things like due process, so I am curious where and how they got these statements.

Fuck you, I got divorced because Jimmy Fallon had that guy from Stone Temple Pilots on the day we got married.

Well, I've never planned a wedding before, but five months doesn't seem very long to me. Especially when everything is in high demand for the date.

Is that a Chips Ahoy on his jacket?? Is someone selling on Etsy Cookie Pins and cuff links for men??

For who, though? So that Asian students can filter everyone else out?

Eh, I can imagine HS kids being pretty cavalier about paperwork, and parents just saying, "Fuck it, I'm filling this out and sending it in because it's over due and he's not living at home. Have fun in the straight-edge dorm, Junior."

Any idea why people from Michigan are traveling to Wyoming for Craigslist hookups?

Bully me, James Spader!!

But we almost had a no-hitter yesterday! Maybe we need more centenarians throwing out the first pitch for good luck.

It's rough being a sports fan in SD. I think it is the universe's way of balancing things out, since we get all the perfect weather.

HOAs are literally the worst, but an uptight city ordinance regarding grass is a close second. Xeriscaping should be the standard, not universal grass lawns.

Sad. sad. sad. I'm glad he's speaking out and giving male survivors of abuse a voice. Hopefully, he can help others be more OK to speak out. I'm glad Oprah was sensitive to the pain/pleasure conflict. I hope he can get some therapy to understand that aspect himself, and be self-forgiving. After the story on the plane…

I'm glad it was put out there on the air from someone with the voice that Oprah has, that it is okay to have found the abuse pleasurable. Maybe it's becoming a little less taboo to say it now, but I'm so glad she told him that it's not wrong to feel that way.

...explaining that given the amount of negative attention the family has received, he wishes that for their sake, he had stayed silent.

God my heart breaks for this man. I can't with the news cycle within the last 24- hours. I can't. Let's just call it a day humanity. We keep trying, but I just don't think it's working. Apocalypse now please and thank you.

"They'll presumably go back to screening for patron attractiveness in less obvious ways. As clubs do."

AIDS research is already loosing valuable doctors to other more profitable research. Now an asshole shot the ones willing to tackle it out of the sky. Not to mention the saint Dr. Lange and Jacqueline van Tongeren giving voice for the poor unable to pay for life saving medication. Everyone aboard was valuable and my…

Cue to some nutcases on my FB feed who are suspecting a conspiracy BECAUSE there were 108 prominent aids researchers on board. Like, aids equals gays equals Putin hates the gays equals he wants to kill the gays equals he must have shot this plane from the sky because evil.

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

At this point, I feel like I'm the only person in this country who can eat milk products and gluten with no problem.