I didn’t get this bronze medal playing skeeball, honey.

It would be awesome if he never took off his helmet but seeing as they cast a very hot man for the role, I figure that isn’t going to happen

He’s IG-11, and he’s played by Taika Waititi and this info has been out there for months if any of the writers wanted to google it.

Counter-counterpoint, we’re not talking about CO2 we’re talking about nitrogen oxides and particulates which are extremely toxic to humans. we’re not talking about greenhouse gases we’re talking about things that literally kill human beings when they are inhaled

Wait until they look up old episodes and find even MORE to be angry about. 

So like many Nintendo problems before it can be solved by blowing on it?

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

I’m really disturbed that some of those cats are wearing furs.

WTF?

Speaking from my own personal experience, I’ve found it helpful to become a hedonist who, although he maintains his perpetually youthful appearance for decades, grows ugly and vile in his heart.

The dog is still alive. It’s your friend who is dead.

The Kinja-verse regularly shills for Under Armour, whose CEO is a Trump supporter and spends the money he makes donating to republicans. Jezebel especially, and you personally, have posted articles promoting Coachella, whose owner turns around and spends the money he makes donating to anti-LGBT causes. What’s the…

But he didn’t waste any lives. That’s the point of the article. 

It’s not a religion unless it’s run by a MAN with a collection of fancy hats and robes.

non-sequitur logic detected

Glenn Close is a great American actress, and it is indeed disturbing that she doesn’t have an Oscar.

Wasn’t Lament Shambles & the Fortnite Festival a Lemony Snicket spin-off?

Being treated like a ghost isn’t part of the Pac-Man experience?

Topper Grace made sense on the basis of Eddie Brock as a dark mirror of Peter Parker as reporter. Similar age, physical type, little guy demeanor. His inherent reedy voiced smarm worked well prior to becoming a CGI people eating monster.