At least two things will be noticeably absent from the list:

It's always been a bugbear with Apple for me that they arrogantly tell consumers that they're different and cool and respect privacy while simultaneously completely screwing their customers over. They even openly criticize competitors for doing EXACTLY what they do. They're quickly becoming the Donald Trump of the…

If I need line of sight to the car, I don't understand why I wouldn't just walk to the damned thing. Even in a rainstorm, there aren't many places I park my car where I'd have line of sight to it while stood in shelter. I'm guessing the smallprint probably says that holding your finger on the fob means 'Keep going'…

So is Rap the new Wrestlemania? 

Clicked because I wanted to see the hero that counted the results on all the dice before cleaning them up. Finding out it was just a guess and not, in fact, a perfect 756,000 has triggered my OCD something fierce.

Brace yourself. Starlord seems the type to really like Nu-metal. 

While I enjoy endless speculation about exciting possibilities, I think you lot are devoting far too much time to looking into the possible complex meanings behind small details in a film franchise that can't even follow its own plot within individual movies let alone across the expanded universe. Star Wars has…

Looks to me like they’re doing with ‘quantum computing’ what they did with ‘AI’ - carefully broaden the definition so that they can hype up some tech that doesn't even come close to what the original definition or promised functionality was. 

Best. Star. Wars. EVER. 

Come again?

Sooo... Why? Is there a drastic lumber shortage? Will the lumber be going to building social housing in the neediest areas? Did they try to morally justify it at all? Or did they really just say 'economics'? 

This is a chillingly accurate point. 

“Innocent targets" - exactly. 

So, Hefer was always transgender. What's new? I loved the show for its sugary neon subversion of cultural taboos. 

Why else would their PR agency put the story out? It’s a triple-win: 1. Win viewership from pro-LGBTQ+ audiences. 2. Get free publicity from the angry mob, pushing the impartial middle grounders to watch out of curiosity. 3. Morally bind any eager allies into giving the show positive reviews because negativity might…

If you’ve got a problem with being monitored every second of every day, you’re living in the wrong country. Either get used to it or move to one of dozens of countries with a better track record for respecting privacy and the rights of citizens. It's perfectly fair though for a business to protect its assets and…

Her role was such a disappointment in John Wick 2. Much hyped, and I was much excited, but I was expecting her to be a bit more of a boss-level baddie or a more complex character and less of a mute (literally) sideshow. Still a great film, but I feel like she got a bad deal. I'm going to watch Batwoman just to see if…

Me watching trailer: “Hey this doesn’t look so bad, it’s kind of tasteful and the acting talent seems to be well..”

America, this is your Hitler and this is your Holocaust. For anyone who ever read about Nazi Germany and thought “Why didn’t anyone in Germany do anything?” - now’s your chance.

He doesn’t have this power. It’s another one of those classic power propaganda stories. The ‘nuclear football’ is a theatrical display that is designed to make the Russians (as it was at the time) think that they wouldn’t be able to act faster than America if it came to nuclear war. It’s part of the ‘mutually assured…