If I need line of sight to the car, I don't understand why I wouldn't just walk to the damned thing. Even in a rainstorm, there aren't many places I park my car where I'd have line of sight to it while stood in shelter. I'm guessing the smallprint probably says that holding your finger on the fob means 'Keep going'…

So is Rap the new Wrestlemania? 

Clicked because I wanted to see the hero that counted the results on all the dice before cleaning them up. Finding out it was just a guess and not, in fact, a perfect 756,000 has triggered my OCD something fierce.

Best. Star. Wars. EVER. 

So, Hefer was always transgender. What's new? I loved the show for its sugary neon subversion of cultural taboos. 

Why else would their PR agency put the story out? It’s a triple-win: 1. Win viewership from pro-LGBTQ+ audiences. 2. Get free publicity from the angry mob, pushing the impartial middle grounders to watch out of curiosity. 3. Morally bind any eager allies into giving the show positive reviews because negativity might…

Me watching trailer: “Hey this doesn’t look so bad, it’s kind of tasteful and the acting talent seems to be well..”

America, this is your Hitler and this is your Holocaust. For anyone who ever read about Nazi Germany and thought “Why didn’t anyone in Germany do anything?” - now’s your chance.

The farm is a dead dog! The dogs are just puritan fleas. That die when they touch water. And Nicole Kidman is involved somehow. 

Ok, if we’re being this pedantic about the incorrect use of birds in American logos, shouldn’t we be petitioning for the outright removal of the Bald Eagle from all logos, crests and seals since - thanks to overhunting and rampant habitat destruction, it was nearly wiped out from America and is now more common in…

[grabs a bucket of popcorn and settles in]

Yeah, bafflingly in most other democracies this is called ‘corruption’ and can carry enormous fines and a prison sentence. But in America it’s been the way things were done since the days of proud slave owners donating to politicians to ignore the obvious humanitarian repercussions. Some things will never change.…

It angered me for the first few hours of gameplay but after that I realised it was awesome because it meant I was constantly rationing my weapons and going off to hunt for replacements. It meant I never got bored because I didn't always have a high-ranking weapon to god-mode my way through a hoarde - I had to pick…

Google can’t even keep Play working reliably. And they’ve abandoned Android TV and ripped the lifeless heart out of Nest. Chromecast still has dire bugs that were never fixed. My Android Wear has been crippled by recent half-baked updates and we're still waiting for features teased in the original announcement. I’ve…

Give it a few more months - there's something big coming from Intel... ;-)

“4k is literally 4x the amount of pixels as 1080p.”

I’m bummed that I can’t find any of the Ghibli collection for purchase on digital download. I pretty much only still have my DVD player to watch what I can't get on digital. 

I’m bummed that I can’t find any of the Ghibli collection for purchase on digital download. I pretty much only still…

Blame the rise of laptop songwriters for that, not streaming platforms. The Beatles squandered most of it on drugs and bogus engineers. Read the story on Apple Corps. 

Not true. Whereas in the 90s people would give all their money to five or six artists that their local record store stocked, these days that money is now spread over hundreds of thousands of song-creators. I spend more now on my music streaming services than I ever did on CDs or vinyl, but now I listen to a few…

This is it. This is the nexus point between order and chaos.