Pretty sure it would be categorized as Air Force Majeure...

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Controversially, I think Will Smith is comedically on a par with Robin Williams. It’s a different type of humour, but a role like Genie gave Smith a chance to take the role to a whole new level of comedy gold. But this is heartbreaking. He clearly hates doing it and is not enjoying himself. The guy that plays the…

I’m bummed that I can’t find any of the Ghibli collection for purchase on digital download. I pretty much only still have my DVD player to watch what I can't get on digital. 

I’m bummed that I can’t find any of the Ghibli collection for purchase on digital download. I pretty much only still…

Stop having children. Like, immediately. The only way the planet can survive is with a fraction of the population. 

As a Brit currently working in America I can very safely confirm that the British dental hygiene standards are far beyond those of America. 

This always used to make me laugh. It was a joke at the expense of the American propaganda machine. British dental care (much like the rest of the medical industry) far outranks the American system. 

Not only has nobody been able to find any evidence to suggest that there was any truth in it, the guy even has all of his criminal background certificates to prove he's got a clean record and is safe to work with children. We're a month away from a hefty payout and Musk learning a lesson he should've learned in the…

Blame the rise of laptop songwriters for that, not streaming platforms. The Beatles squandered most of it on drugs and bogus engineers. Read the story on Apple Corps. 

Not true. Whereas in the 90s people would give all their money to five or six artists that their local record store stocked, these days that money is now spread over hundreds of thousands of song-creators. I spend more now on my music streaming services than I ever did on CDs or vinyl, but now I listen to a few…

I think this is less about what IS a good representation of time travel, and more that Avengers took a cheap shot at time travel films and then made the same mistakes (and worse). Much like Interstellar, it's a great film but it fumbles by pretending it's more scientifically accurate. 

Every single time loop was an alternate universe. They were pretty explicit about that being how the time stone works. And there's the mirror dimension. And there's Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse, which has been confirmed as canon. 

Wait, I thought Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse was pretty explicit about there being multiverses? Like, it's core to the whole plot. And now his guy who's obviously going to turn out to be a faker illusionist makes up some crap to trick Fury into trusting him and you're taking it seriously? 

This is fine, but RDJ's film contract was done and nobody wanted him back, so we've known for a couple of years that this whole thing would be about killing him off in the most final, absolute way possible. 

Here, have some tear-soaked stars. 

Disney's The Little Mermaid was in production for 60 years... 

The 2008 financial crash had a planned recovery timeline of over 60 years, last time I checked. And that was optimistic.

I really thought he'd just make a fart noise with his mouth and flip Thanos the bird before the snap. 

It’s a pity that their core heroes are largely male and straight, but I think weaving these little positive messages about treating LGBTQ+ relationships as perfectly normal and unremarkable is great. When I saw the film, half the audience were impressionable young children staring unblinkingly at the screen for every…

This is it. This is the nexus point between order and chaos.