sedaris
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I think my favorite part about Rep. Mace’s scarlet A routine was that it looked like a makeshift Halloween costume for, like, Amazing Woman or something.

The ‘communications error’ was getting caught you dink....and idiotic considering people are tired of this bullshit with other influencers/tiktokers/youtubers and are now checking receipts because shockingly, we don’t trust you as far as we can bowl you.

Has anyone in the history of food ever used a can of Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup to make cream of mushroom soup?

I was surprised how much my Colman’s mustard powder faded in the tin over time. Freshly opened, a teaspoon goes a long long way. It’s now a couple of years old and I’m absolutely going to replace it before Thanksgiving, because last time I made mac and cheese, I needed two tablespoons to get even a hint of mustard

I love it for the holidays, but I over do and get tired of it, until the following holiday season and rinse and repeat.

I couldn’t figure that out myself, and I live in one of those states. I’ve had turnips at Thanksgiving, but I didn’t particularly enjoy them. I can’t imagine them being too many people’s favorites.

I don’t know what DJTJ’s worried about. Whenever someone reproduces him in art, the sexiness comes through very clearly.

We change it up every year, but we MUST have cornbread dressing (Southern dressing - not stuffing) and green bean casserole - no soup involved. Appetizers are raw oysters, West Indes crab salad, pickled shrimp or deviled eggs. We’ve never had mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving. Past side dishes have included squash

Severely underrated, Corn Casserole. Easily my favorite and very easy to make vegan, if needed.

Yes. She kept drinking to calm her nerves and when he broke up with her he gave a card for AA.

I don’t know if it’s because her character on Schitt’s Creek is so dry, but she always seems so chaotic in interviews.

Was wondering why Emily Hampshire would choose a Halloween costume that’s so clearly in bad taste and would be received badly. Then looked up her TV work for this year, and it consisted of appearances on Celebrity Jeopardy and a Real Housewives episode, both as herself.

I heard they’re getting along so well their agents are negotiating to extend their romance-themed brand collaboration another season.

I did! But submitted really late, so thought I’d throw it up again. 

Your dad sounds like an incredibly kind person. I’m glad he made it out okay!

When I was 14, I went camping with my Boy Scout troop in the mountains in summer time. This was in a campground with several sites you could rent, each separated by each other by some distance and trees - and with a common outhouse building at some remove. For our site, it was up a trail about a quarter-mile or so

I remember this one from last year. Yes.  Good story.

Spooky! Sounds familiar, did you submit this in the comments last year?

This story belongs to my dad, but I was present for it- albeit in my mom’s belly. My dad worked transporting buses across the country and taking odd jobs for a big part of his twenties, and by the time he married my mom, he’d experienced more strange happenings than the average person. But this story happened in his

When I was in fourth grade, my mom and I moved a few hours away to live with my grandma. I was an only child and painfully shy; all my friends had been my friends since forever, and I had no idea how to talk to these new kids at school.