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I mentioned this on the last article as well, but it’s also weird that they keep calling him a “veteran” like that earns him extra deference. Given his age, he volunteered to go to Vietnam, since he’s too young for anything else and too old to have been drafted. Are we lauding people who freely *chose* to bomb Asian

It’s no less constructive than that week-ass paragraph you typed out. Like, Obama is not actually gonna engage with them. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s a war criminal. He just doesn’t have to worry about ever facing consequences because the US will literally invade the Hague should an American ever be charged

Oher and the Tuohys have apparently not been close for some time since they were not at his wedding last year. 

I remember one of the accusations thrown at the Tuohys back then was that they’d just taken him in to steer him towards Ole Miss as a recruit. Turns out it might have actually been even worse than that.

I remember he was ticked off about how the book and movie portrayed him and wrote his own books telling his side of the story, so yeah I wouldn’t be surprised if they had no communication for years.

He ha also always chafed about how the movie made it look like he had no clue what he was doing on the football field before he moved in with them, where he in fact was quite good at football and needed a place to live. 

If they’d legally adopted him, he would be entitled to the same inheritance as their biological children.

Given that he found out about the conservatorship earlier this year in legal discovery rather than from them, I suspect they haven’t been on speaking terms for a while.

How exactly did he not notice until now that he didn’t get paid?

I know someone who used to go to poker tournaments in Vegas, and Affleck was at his table once. He said Ben was just as nice and down to earth as you can imagine, and when her highness showed up, he just introduced her as “my girlfriend Jennifer”.

She was making commercials about gummies/supplements, Goli IIRC, so I’m gonna say no, she can never have enough money.

Plus, if I’m a rich celeb on a fancy Italian vacation, I’m for sure not going to rely on my bitch-ass friends or worse, my dumbass husband, to take any grid-worthy photos of me.

These are conservatives we’re talking about. They love trad gender roles, and those don’t include fathers actually raising their kids.

Josh Kushner

Good question. I was more stuck on what “picking them up with love” entailed. He was compassionate enough to slow down to 5 mph so they had a decent chance to jump in?

I was prepared to roll my eyes at this story, but yeah, this is monumentally pathetic. The “my kids” jumped out at me, too. I feel like we should all agree picking up the kids, regardless of a spouse’s/co-parent’s health, is truly bare minimum parental responsibility stuff. I’d imagine that was the extent of Ron’s

You try driving with 5" lifts in your heeled ankle boots.

I was aware of this story from before and I read most of the article thinking “I thought there were two people who died?”

My suspicion is that Ijazuddi was excluded from the rest of the piece so the murder could be framed as partially justified. Which kind of breaks down when another innocent party was also killed.

Good old Jezebel and their lack of proofreading

But Hussain never got out of his car, having become suspicious of the circumstances. As the two drove away from the parking lot in the early hours of the morning