maybe the same reason you bothered to click on the article, whatever that is

I knew he reminded me of someone!!!

But in regards to secret holdings… would Phillip have had much to leave? His family didn’t have much iirc. Maybe the embarrassing part would be the reminder of how financially unequal they were.

Celebrity dog trumps peon’s life, I guess

Yeach, they wouldn’t have had papers for the dogs, which lowers their value, and posting on Craigslist\Facebook Marketplace seems risky, and you’re not to likely to find somebody willing to pay $1000 removing fee. Purse and phone snatching just seem much more lucrative 

Tila Tequila had a dating show with both men and women, (she’s bisexual). As I recall, the women contestants didn’t get distracted enough with each other for it to be a problem, but that was helped by Tila’s enormous charisma/general spotlight grabbing power. For me the women part was more fun, since they seemed like…

Why does it make you so mad?

I agree with you 100% on the mac and cheese and the shortbread stars. I was really surprised I had to go this far down to find those two items, but I guess that proves they're underrated 

This nonsense of wanting the asteroid to strike and save us from our problems is everything that’s wrong with Democrats. Instead of whining at the asteroids, why don’t you take a page from the Republican book and work to destroy your own problem yourself, by making the planet uninhabitable through climate change?

You should've started calling him it too, in the same exact tone, just in the hopes it shows them how gross they're being 

Not mine, but Samantha Irby’s (a published author, but this is from her wonderful blog, so perhaps someone hasn’t seen it).

I read that they were really nice people before they had their first S'mores pop tart 

Is that just vodka mixed with wine?

I need to know why the roommate only shaved one eyebrow (and yes, Kalimotxos are good. My old boyfriend introduced me to them after doing a semester on Spain, and they are the only way I can drink red wine).

This is the ultimate in astrology

Bc their arms weren't strong enough? Cmon you gotta combine both elements 

Stassa said yes, but Emily said it didn't work and she is still not a sea minster, so it’s still unclear. Please I must have clarity on this issue 🙏 

I was in jail overnight once and got a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich in the morning. I think if its a smaller place like a police station with just a couple holding cells they have to go out for food and there's really not much difference between going through the drive-thru at Burger King and stopping at a…

I have the Bissell Featherweight and it's pretty damn good for $30. I wouldn't use it for a large carpeted area (too small, would take forever) but its great for just getting stairs or baseboards and since its so light it feels like much less hassle than getting out the big vacuum 

I have the Bissell Featherweight and it's pretty damn good for $30. I wouldn't use it for a large carpeted area (too…

Dude, no. You are completely wrong about DUIs. I got one once and was pissed bc I thought I was fine, but I really wasn’t. I later learned I had gotten Checkers drive-thru which I had no memory of, and said some weird things to the cops, but I managed to drive and act normally enough that my friends didn’t know.…