Sedaris's discussions

This nonsense of wanting the asteroid to strike and save us from our problems is everything that’s wrong with Democrats. Instead of whining at the asteroids, why don’t you take a page from the Republican book and work to destroy your own problem yourself, by making the planet uninhabitable through climate change?

You should've started calling him it too, in the same exact tone, just in the hopes it shows them how gross they're being 

Not mine, but Samantha Irby’s (a published author, but this is from her wonderful blog, so perhaps someone hasn’t seen it). Read more

I read that they were really nice people before they had their first S'mores pop tart 

Is that just vodka mixed with wine?

I need to know why the roommate only shaved one eyebrow (and yes, Kalimotxos are good. My old boyfriend introduced me to them after doing a semester on Spain, and they are the only way I can drink red wine).

This is the ultimate in astrology

Bc their arms weren't strong enough? Cmon you gotta combine both elements 

Stassa said yes, but Emily said it didn't work and she is still not a sea minster, so it’s still unclear. Please I must have clarity on this issue 🙏 

I was in jail overnight once and got a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich in the morning. I think if its a smaller place like a police station with just a couple holding cells they have to go out for food and there's really not much difference between going through the drive-thru at Burger King and stopping at a… Read more

I have the Bissell Featherweight and it's pretty damn good for $30. I wouldn't use it for a large carpeted area (too small, would take forever) but its great for just getting stairs or baseboards and since its so light it feels like much less hassle than getting out the big vacuum 

I have the Bissell Featherweight and it's pretty damn good for $30. I wouldn't use it for a large carpeted area (too…

Dude, no. You are completely wrong about DUIs. I got one once and was pissed bc I thought I was fine, but I really wasn’t. I later learned I had gotten Checkers drive-thru which I had no memory of, and said some weird things to the cops, but I managed to drive and act normally enough that my friends didn’t know.… Read more

I’m aware black people often face prejudice and discrimination, especially at the hands of police... does me gently correcting your post contribute to this in any way, or indeed, even relate? Read more

The cops did start by asking if he was alright. They were actually pretty chill and nice, and the interaction is calm until they try to arrest him and the fight breaks out. Read more

Brooks having the taser wasn't even a reason to shoot him, because Brooks was too far away for the taser to work when Rolfe shot him.

I agree they should have just let him run away at the end, but the tazing was done after a knockdown, drag-out fight during which he got Brosnan’s taser and punched Rolfe in the face. He beat the two of them together, and with the tazer I could see them being afraid he could get their guns. Also, even if Rolfe did… Read more

No, the Times has a pretty good breakdown of all the video footage (which it won’t let me link), but all three are grappling on the ground when Brosnan takes out his taser, at which point Brooks grabs it, punches Rolfe, and runs (pretty damn good if he was drunk, which he honestly didn’t seem in the bodycam footage). Read more

Ok, so I’m really not trying to start shit, (*is definitely trying to start shit*), but why does she only have 300 Barbies and he has 1500 Transformers?! That’s 5 times more, and she had half her collection since childhood! You need to ask some pointed, just-wondering-questions.

But controversy + another apology video = $$$. These feuds and callouts seem to make everyone involved money, and at the end of the day YouTube personalities are just entertainers practicing kayfabe.

Will Meghan be with him tho?