You’re right that banks aren’t responsible for the things they finance, but I think AOC’s point is that maybe they should be. Your examples of a faulty car and a house that someone cooks meth in aren’t really equivalent to her examples, because (1) buying a car and house aren’t immoral/harmful acts, so facilitating…

Hot Take (?): This was actually the best way to blow the candles out. Since the candles were tiered blowing the bottom candles out would have meant blowing right on the inner twinkies, which is kind of gross and germ-y. I personally dgaf, but I’m always surprised self-described germophobes don’t mind eating birthday…

The proof is in the graph, since it shows Jewish people were the least likely to vote for Trump. 

The Times goes on to cite research about risk takers liking spicy food and people with a sweet tooth being “more likely to volunteer to help clean up their city after a major flood” and “how bitter taste preferences might be associated with antisocial personality traits” and the “link between eating certain foods and…

Make sure he knows the divorce is harder on you than it is on him, and you expect him to comfort you through it. 

No citizen has the right to live in another citizen’s uterus, and all people should be able to make medical decisions in their own best interests. 

Thanks for teaching me the word idolic (of or related to idols, if anyone is curious)

I had the same feeling. It’s wrong to hate a child... yet I do. 

“You weren’t only the team’s captain; you were the fans’ captain too.”

Yeah, they’re really nippy. I worked at a dog groomers for awhile and both times I was bitten it was by corgis. To be fair, both bites were tiny, barely bleeding scratches, but they seem to have no bite inhibition.

Yep. It’s gaslighting. 

Yeah, do people think there’s like, an easier version of the Bar given out to Native Americans? She gained no advantage from this. My feeling is she emphasized her distant Native heritage cause she thought it made her more interesting, which is lame but whatever. 

From your lips to God’s ears. 

She does look dried out, and it’s weird cause I’m assuming she lives in or near D.C., where it is always WET (I live nearish, in MD). Look-shaming is bad, blah blah blah, but this is really more hair-care shaming.

Wooow. Did he ever eat butter again?

Why are you smelling the cookies? Also, where are you walking, bc I might have to swing by. I’ve never found drugs on the street and I used to live in Baltimore 

She launders the money

At least now he’ll deserve the teasing.

Putting them in the footwell and blasting the heat helps a little. In summer I just keep the heat on feet and roll down the window. Also, make sure the fries are covered with napkins and the bag is closed. 

People tell me it’s rude to ask who’s going to be there, but I think it’s fucking rude to invite me over when you know someone I don’t like is going to be there!