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They’ve now changed it to

Am I the only one that thinks it’s weird the finger-prick pain was rated ~50 at all? Assuming 100 is the most pain possible to experience, making it a level most people will never feel, I would rate a broken bone as 50 and a finger-prick as 5, no matter how much they were yelling and crying about it. If a finger-prick

your petty, progressive a$$... those that would see us divided

Also: “The Washingtontonian has again awarded Jackson Lee, D-Houston, the position of meanest Congress member among Democrats,” so that’s twice now. And the story I’m linking to mentions her practice of having aides inquire whether she can speak at funerals in her district, but I can’t find one first-person account

This is tomatoface’s terrain. Who ungreyed the rest of these commenters, that’s the strange part.

I always spend more time making my study tools look pretty than actually studying. I failed chem 2 last year, but my flash cards were works of art. I am intrigued by this idea of keeping a planner/journal as a hobby, but know I must resist 

I’ve always wanted a reason to use washi tape..you’re making this bible journal sound fun

I did :( Really sad

Your comment caught my attention, so I looked him up:

Ohhhh, thanks for the explanation! I get it now, though I still think the fact that a friend of Trump’s is interested in major real estate deals could mean he knows something we don’t, and consequently my offer to get together on property stands! ;)

Does the “distressed” focus make anyone else think there are about to be some major tax incentives and government grants for the buying of these so-called distressed properties? (So-called because tho the property may be in shitty condition the owners of these properties likely have PLENTY of money so any “distress”

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Yeah, it gets you out of work and you still get paid! Oh fuck, maybe Megan Kelly and Steve King aren’t racists at all; maybe they just figured out how to game the system.

WOW. I had to google this to see if you were right; just because it seemed so unbelievable to me. To save anyone else from a redundant google:

Lulz. That comment made me follow you, since you’re never getting out of the greys. 

I think it really depends on the relationship, and the people involved. Like, I am a private af person, and tend to date same, so I would NEVER talk about anything that personal publicly. But they are more extroverted, so for all we know he was lying in bed next to her giggling as she wrote it, or saw it and cracked

He has LEGO hair. I would not be able to learn with that android in the building. Distracting af

Preach. That’s the only thing that’s really helped my acne, though users should be aware it does take like a month to begin showing results.

Seriously everyone, buy the book. It’s really good. If you’re not sure if it’s for you, just read the first couple pages (which Amazon lets you do for free usually). 

Seriously everyone, buy the book. It’s really good. If you’re not sure if it’s for you, just read the first couple

Yeah, the bacon is disgusting. Really I can’t think of any veggie product that would fool anyone