need the artificial flavor of bacon or chicken

You’re living in the past ... when “nonplussed” still meant confused and before “literally” meant metaphorically. Language has moved on and there’s no point fighting it; even if it is like goddamn nails on a chalkboard.

Why is it always the parents with the worst-behaved kids who tip the least? The worst part of having a kid trash the table isn’t the mess; it’s knowing any parent inconsiderate enough to let that happen is also going to tip like shit.

I don’t really think carrying a gun makes you safer (how many times has the “good guy with a gun” saved the day? Even trained police/guards don’t have a great track record), but I do believe large numbers of black people open-carrying in day-to-day life is the only way we’ll ever get gun control.

You’re confusing case studies with statistics, dummy. 

Any young kid regardless of colour and background can be helped to better themselves.

I know, it’s fucked up. I still remember how shocked I was to learn last year that sometimes judges will LOCK UP victims of domestic violence to make sure they testify.

Are you suggesting he scrap the current judicial system completely and just write his own system of laws and punishments?

If they’re asleep more snacks for you. 

Go there and make them listen to a pro-democrat, anti-trump, mouth-frothing diatribe :) . The best defense is a good offense. 

I couldn’t see it either, and I’m on an ipad at home. These sites just suck at embedded images

If you turn it on it’s side it’s a sandwich 

I guess I’m kind of an idiot because I can never tell when someone’s wearing a wig or had plastic surgery (with the exception of lip injections and breast implants), but what makes these bad wigs? What exact characteristics are missing or present?

Kind of funny he accused her of the poisoning in 2016, but they didnt divorce until 2017. Guess neither one considered it a deal-breaker. 

If she is poisoning him she really needs someone to help her out. Two years is a ridiculous amount of time to keep unsuccessfully poisoning someone, unless of course she is playing some sick cat-and-mouse game.

To capture her in a big cartoony net

Yeah, that’s annoying. For me it’s the Instagram posts that never show up. I’ve been considering getting an Instagram just so I can see the images, but I never care enough about the article to actually do it.

The crazier thing about the Kim K interview is that she sleeps in a thong. Does she just love being uncomfortable?

Do you really wear flannel shirts?

Yeah... that’s what I thought. Everyone saying he doesn’t know what a coin flip should look like are being ridiculous, since 1. Everyone knows 2. He’s attended many sports games. Both of my grandmothers had dementia and little stuff like this is how it starts. Also the exiting his plane and milling around randomly…