Whatever gets people to stop posting those photos. Pat Robertson, for once you’re doing The Lord’s work.

Thanks for this explanation 

I don’t know how you can have the headline “Fish oil might be a lie” when AAs experienced 77% reduction in risk of heart attacks. That’s frickin amazing! Heart attacks are a leading killer! Also fish oil has SO MANY claims going for it like helping depression, that I think it would be hard to ever say definitely that f…

It was a picture frame. I like to imagine the picture inside was a Photoshopped image of Melania and Michelle together, grinning like best friends. 

Or set up some type of ultra-cushiony padded environment. The courthouse could be redone entirely in foam and trampoline material and we could get a group of volunteers in padded suits to surround her constantly with pillows when she had to venture out.

Worse. We’ll get McDonald Lackey Christie. And it’s too bad Kinja’s messing with the pics cause I had a good one for that. 

Not even Sessions would be that cruel.

Wow, you must be somebody really important to have full access to Mueller’s report like that. Thank you for delivering the news to to the Splinter commentariat first.

Yeah, but apparently he paid for it, which is a bit of a mixed message. Maybe she asked them not to come just to keep it low-key without the risk of paparazzi. 

“Waste products excreted from the fetus such as urea, uric acid, and creatinine are transferred to the maternal blood by diffusion across the placenta.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placenta

It’s not about nutrition, it’s supposed to contain hormones that combat postnatal depression. I know Sam Bee had her placenta freeze-dried and made into capsules, which she said gave her a little mood and energy boost when she took them.  

According to Leah Remini’s Scientology book she asked Connor and Isabella if they saw their mother often and “Isabella allegedly responded, “Not if I have a choice. Our mom is a f**king SP.” So apparently the kids kinda shunned her for a long time, but now they have a better relationship and the kids say they love her…

I assume Banks is a tribute to Azealia Banks.

That was my first thought too, including wondering about possible reactions to her shirt. I really liked her whole outfit, and now I want to get her coat, or at least a cheap knockoff. It would be perfect to replace the huge puffer I currently use for dog walks, and won’t start to smell like wool coats can

We need the UN to step in for Florida 

I know. Are we gonna get the pitbull Christie that prosecuted Jared’s father, or Trump’s lapdog?

You are a penguin! Don’t worry your head about the blogs, just go catch fish and enjoy ice while it still exists.  

The WaPo article on their marriage is an interesting read. My favorite part is Kellyanne trying to criticize her husband anonymously and the reporter refusing to take it of record. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/she-works-for-trump-he-cant-stand-him-this-is-life-with-kellyanne-and-george-conway/2018/08/…

Yup! She will lay down in mud puddles too, if it’s a hot day and I don’t watch her closely enough 

Your dogs are adorable and so is the costume! Here are my 3.