I watched 2 parts, but honestly it depressed me so much I stopped watching. He’s such a well-documented asshole and it seems like he never has, and never will face consequences for the immoral, and often straight-up illegal shit he does. I do have a few ‘Trump’s not so bad’ family members and if I can get them to…

One house I trick-or-treated at had a “take one” bowl, and as soon as I went to dump it in my bag, (yes, I was a shitty kid) this nearby shadowy Jason/serial killer-looking mannequin freaking ROARED TO LIFE and lunged at me, shouting “You’re only supposed to take one!” It was a salutary lesson, and to this day I never…

I like them too. And my brothers wouldn’t even try them, so I got their share every Halloween. 

Sue them for damages!

Just to be fair to her, she may have been addressing his mental health for a long time now. All the loving ways to help him are private, and would only be known to the two of them and maybe a therapist and close family. Putting his mental health issues on blast while he’s still going through them would be a shitty…

I had a friend like that in elementary school. She would come over to my house and eat butter straight out of the tub like it was ice cream, while my brothers and I stared in horror. She would also claim to be sick cause she loved the taste of those sweetened kids aspirin tablets and cough syrup (never worked).

If he is doing it for a job, I hope Trump does him like Christie and leaves him high and dry. The only thing I like about Trump is watching him screw over his sycophants. (There was speculation Graham might be “auditioning” to replace Sessions as Attorney General. Also speculation he may be being blackmailed by…

I assume Trump would have used it as cause to fire Mueller and transfer the investigation to someone else. He won’t care if the Democrats are outraged at the hypocrisy: he’ll just say their objections are proof they don’t care about sexual assault. Also, he could then claim the FBI has a vendetta against him, which…

They never work for me either :( I assume it’s a problem with the site, since it seems like there have been technical issues ever since Univision bought it. 

Me too :(. I thought they had a really nice relationship. Way better than the guy she was seeing before who threatened to post revenge porn of her

Have you tested whether it’s only bad dancing? Maybe if you took him to the ballet he’d be silently transfixed, one tear rolling down his cheek as he gazed in wonder

My dogs understand my pointing and also have their own dog method of pointing. They make eye contact look for a second then look deliberately at whatever they want me to be looking at.

Dogs should be allowed to run for office

You FilthyWhore! (good job)

They still do if you ask for them but they’re not mentioned on the menu for health reasons. (I have no kids but my 62 year-old dad wanted to collect all the Rainforest animals so I helped him on his noble quest with copious McD’s orders)

I was a college student when I took my first Anatomy & Physiology course. The way the arm and shoulder bones connected seemed so tenuous to me that I cringed inwardly every time I had to raise my arms up. And fearing any tendon being cut seems eminently reasonable to me

Now I’m kind of afraid of that...

Your aunt was obviously torturing you. No way a reasonable person would think hiding bugs all over the house would *decrease* a fear of bugs. And I hate cicadas too. They always seem like they’re in the process of dying, but never quite die.

Akitas are great! They don’t bark so are good for neighbors, and are like living with minibears. 

This is probably also the best way to end global warming and the threat of nuclear annihilation. I’m on board. Let the raccoons inherit the earth!