Now you know you can just ask Beyoncé 

Your apology is not accepted

... Really fucking dumb?

God, that stuff is delicious. Tho my absolute favorite is the Belgian Chocolate. It’s addictive

What is their basis for objecting to vasectomies? Some kind of MRA thing? Do they think the world will run out of sperm? 

The ironic thing about blocking and ignoring certain people is that nothing makes emotionally unhealthy people more desperate to get your attention. I bet going incommunicado with this boyfriend will make him suddenly eager to hang out. Grey rocking can be so satisfying:)

Irby is the best. She also has a new book out, “We Are Never Meeting in Real Life” 

I hope your counselling goes well, therapy is definitely not easy. 

OR.. the sight was so erotic he is still just sitting somewhere in numbed disbelief that there could be such beauty in this world. Kind of makes me think of American Beauty

That sucks :( Sounds like he’s checking in with you as an emotional support blanket, like he’s making sure you’re unattached and available cuz it comforts him to think he has the option of the old familiar relationship and your time. Honestly, the best thing is not to make yourself too available or get drawn into…

Ok, not to be weird, but if it had brain tissue isn’t there at least a chance it could’ve had brain activity? And if so, isn’t there a chance you two could’ve been friends? 

Thank you, mighty sir. Might I suggest you learn kicks, as well?

then started wearing underwear to bed in case of spiders.

Yes to granny panties. Also, if you want the comfort of granny panties, with some cuteness, I recommend really thin or lacey  boyshorts. Cute, and no underwear line. 

My dogs do the same thing if I put on ‘outside’ pants at any point after I’ve gotten home and taken my work clothes off. Sometimes it’s kind of offensive, like guys, you don’t think there’s any chance I’m getting changed cause I got invited to a party or other human social interaction? 

Ohhh ok 

If you can see me, you know I’m nice. 

Hey, you’re not such a trash_poster after all! :)

I pray #theLastCherylStanding will be your friend! It’s a dangerous world out there, and I have irresponsibly decided to speculate that Cheryl-on-Cheryl violence is at an all time high. Tell your friend to stay safe out there. 

I don’t understand your comment at all, but I’m sure it’s true. Thank you for your wisdom. Namasre.