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4) What if this Cheryl is slowly having all other Cheryls killed?!?! It makes sense! I’ve never met a Cheryl in RL, and now I know why!!!

Yeah, I remember her posting a Twitter pic or something with a plate of food by her shower, with a caption about how shower meals are the best or something and it made me really sad for her. Nobody eats a full plate of food with silverware while showering. Maybe I’m projecting cuz I had/have these issues, but to me it

Not just this, I mean she also sang that one song... ok, I can’t actually think of any songs she’s sung, but surely she has one memorable one.. right? Also her dad made me uncomfortable by talking about her boobs once, but I guess that’s really more a reason for her dad to be famous. 

I’m posting the info just so people don’t have to click on the link and give them traffic:

You can’t sue sovereign powers, silly. Otherwise the US would be in a whole heap of trouble 

What is the betrayal of trust? If Depp and this reporter got so close that Depp was being really emotional and unguarded, assuming the reporter would understand some comments were private and not for publication, then yeah I guess it could be a betrayal of trust. But Depp strikes me as so unself aware that he probably

The most important border of all. Those North Carolinians are scum.

Everybody’s been asking. Scary fucking stuff.

Republicans have a majority in the House and Senate, but they’re writing letters to accomplish policy goal! Incompetent cowards!

Sorry :(. You’re welcome as far as I’m concerned.

If you haven’t seen it yet, you have to check out the Splinter article showing some of the responses!

The same people who get pissed at athletes for kneeling are okay with that asshole groping the flag.

Yeah, I figured she did some actual crimes; my comment was more about the way the article presented the story. Ripping off people that can’t afford it is unforgivable, and makes the $100 tips to servers look a lot less cute :(. Kind of sad that if she had just kept her grifting to poor people she probably wouldn’t be

“George W Bush used “Young and foolish” to explain everything he did before 40!”

I wonder: are we deliberately being targeted in greater numbers, to disrupt or hijack the threads?

“It is quite possible that the reason there isn’t the pressure to test in the hammer, or weightlifting etc, is that most of those women have the condition.”

The resemblance is freaky... perhaps being a ANTM contestant was simply her first grift

Not quite true. There was that 80 year-old diamond thief Jezebel fawned over. But you’re right that no one tried to make a movie about her.

yeah, people seem to be more upset about her not being a wealthy heiress than anything else. Like, “This behavior was fine when I thought a wealthy person was doing it, but it was actually a filthy poor all along!”