She does look dried out, and it’s weird cause I’m assuming she lives in or near D.C., where it is always WET (I live nearish, in MD). Look-shaming is bad, blah blah blah, but this is really more hair-care shaming.

Wooow. Did he ever eat butter again?

Why are you smelling the cookies? Also, where are you walking, bc I might have to swing by. I’ve never found drugs on the street and I used to live in Baltimore 

She launders the money

At least now he’ll deserve the teasing.

Putting them in the footwell and blasting the heat helps a little. In summer I just keep the heat on feet and roll down the window. Also, make sure the fries are covered with napkins and the bag is closed. 

People tell me it’s rude to ask who’s going to be there, but I think it’s fucking rude to invite me over when you know someone I don’t like is going to be there!

They’ve now changed it to

Am I the only one that thinks it’s weird the finger-prick pain was rated ~50 at all? Assuming 100 is the most pain possible to experience, making it a level most people will never feel, I would rate a broken bone as 50 and a finger-prick as 5, no matter how much they were yelling and crying about it. If a finger-prick…

your petty, progressive a$$... those that would see us divided

Also: “The Washingtontonian has again awarded Jackson Lee, D-Houston, the position of meanest Congress member among Democrats,” so that’s twice now. And the story I’m linking to mentions her practice of having aides inquire whether she can speak at funerals in her district, but I can’t find one first-person account…

This is tomatoface’s terrain. Who ungreyed the rest of these commenters, that’s the strange part.

I always spend more time making my study tools look pretty than actually studying. I failed chem 2 last year, but my flash cards were works of art. I am intrigued by this idea of keeping a planner/journal as a hobby, but know I must resist 

I’ve always wanted a reason to use washi tape..you’re making this bible journal sound fun

I did :( Really sad

Your comment caught my attention, so I looked him up:

Ohhhh, thanks for the explanation! I get it now, though I still think the fact that a friend of Trump’s is interested in major real estate deals could mean he knows something we don’t, and consequently my offer to get together on property stands! ;)

Does the “distressed” focus make anyone else think there are about to be some major tax incentives and government grants for the buying of these so-called distressed properties? (So-called because tho the property may be in shitty condition the owners of these properties likely have PLENTY of money so any “distress”…

Yeah, it gets you out of work and you still get paid! Oh fuck, maybe Megan Kelly and Steve King aren’t racists at all; maybe they just figured out how to game the system.

WOW. I had to google this to see if you were right; just because it seemed so unbelievable to me. To save anyone else from a redundant google: