Lulz. That comment made me follow you, since you’re never getting out of the greys. 

I am cool with leaving glowing reviews of people’s pets, but first I want to see the pets in questions! (Here’s where I would leave my own pet pics, but Kinja is being a dicccccck. Goddamn, can’t we fix Kinja? My dogs are worth it, I promise).

I think it really depends on the relationship, and the people involved. Like, I am a private af person, and tend to date same, so I would NEVER talk about anything that personal publicly. But they are more extroverted, so for all we know he was lying in bed next to her giggling as she wrote it, or saw it and cracked…

He has LEGO hair. I would not be able to learn with that android in the building. Distracting af

I remember being told you’d go to jail if you killed a praying mantis. I just checked up on it though, and according to Snopes there’s never been a law against killing praying mantises. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kill-praying-mantis-illegal/

Preach. That’s the only thing that’s really helped my acne, though users should be aware it does take like a month to begin showing results.

Seriously everyone, buy the book. It’s really good. If you’re not sure if it’s for you, just read the first couple pages (which Amazon lets you do for free usually). 

Seriously everyone, buy the book. It’s really good. If you’re not sure if it’s for you, just read the first couple…

Yeah, the bacon is disgusting. Really I can’t think of any veggie product that would fool anyone 

need the artificial flavor of bacon or chicken

You’re living in the past ... when “nonplussed” still meant confused and before “literally” meant metaphorically. Language has moved on and there’s no point fighting it; even if it is like goddamn nails on a chalkboard.

Why is it always the parents with the worst-behaved kids who tip the least? The worst part of having a kid trash the table isn’t the mess; it’s knowing any parent inconsiderate enough to let that happen is also going to tip like shit.

I don’t really think carrying a gun makes you safer (how many times has the “good guy with a gun” saved the day? Even trained police/guards don’t have a great track record), but I do believe large numbers of black people open-carrying in day-to-day life is the only way we’ll ever get gun control.

You’re confusing case studies with statistics, dummy. 

Any young kid regardless of colour and background can be helped to better themselves.

I know, it’s fucked up. I still remember how shocked I was to learn last year that sometimes judges will LOCK UP victims of domestic violence to make sure they testify.

Are you suggesting he scrap the current judicial system completely and just write his own system of laws and punishments?

If they’re asleep more snacks for you. 

Go there and make them listen to a pro-democrat, anti-trump, mouth-frothing diatribe :) . The best defense is a good offense. 

I couldn’t see it either, and I’m on an ipad at home. These sites just suck at embedded images

If you turn it on it’s side it’s a sandwich