I guess I’m kind of an idiot because I can never tell when someone’s wearing a wig or had plastic surgery (with the exception of lip injections and breast implants), but what makes these bad wigs? What exact characteristics are missing or present?

Kind of funny he accused her of the poisoning in 2016, but they didnt divorce until 2017. Guess neither one considered it a deal-breaker. 

If she is poisoning him she really needs someone to help her out. Two years is a ridiculous amount of time to keep unsuccessfully poisoning someone, unless of course she is playing some sick cat-and-mouse game.

To capture her in a big cartoony net

Yeah, that’s annoying. For me it’s the Instagram posts that never show up. I’ve been considering getting an Instagram just so I can see the images, but I never care enough about the article to actually do it.

The crazier thing about the Kim K interview is that she sleeps in a thong. Does she just love being uncomfortable?

Do you really wear flannel shirts?

Yeah... that’s what I thought. Everyone saying he doesn’t know what a coin flip should look like are being ridiculous, since 1. Everyone knows 2. He’s attended many sports games. Both of my grandmothers had dementia and little stuff like this is how it starts. Also the exiting his plane and milling around randomly…

DO you love it? Somehow, I’m suspicious...

As soon as he said that thing about someone very powerful deciding he shouldn’t have a voice, I immediately thought he was going to blame the Jews.

Whatever gets people to stop posting those photos. Pat Robertson, for once you’re doing The Lord’s work.

Thanks for this explanation 

I don’t know how you can have the headline “Fish oil might be a lie” when AAs experienced 77% reduction in risk of heart attacks. That’s frickin amazing! Heart attacks are a leading killer! Also fish oil has SO MANY claims going for it like helping depression, that I think it would be hard to ever say definitely that f…

It was a picture frame. I like to imagine the picture inside was a Photoshopped image of Melania and Michelle together, grinning like best friends. 

Or set up some type of ultra-cushiony padded environment. The courthouse could be redone entirely in foam and trampoline material and we could get a group of volunteers in padded suits to surround her constantly with pillows when she had to venture out.

Worse. We’ll get McDonald Lackey Christie. And it’s too bad Kinja’s messing with the pics cause I had a good one for that. 

Not even Sessions would be that cruel.

Wow, you must be somebody really important to have full access to Mueller’s report like that. Thank you for delivering the news to to the Splinter commentariat first.

Yeah, but apparently he paid for it, which is a bit of a mixed message. Maybe she asked them not to come just to keep it low-key without the risk of paparazzi. 

“Extreme solar activity” suure... or the scientists realized they did a really shitty job on the bombs and came up with this excuse instead of fessing up.