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It’s not about nutrition, it’s supposed to contain hormones that combat postnatal depression. I know Sam Bee had her placenta freeze-dried and made into capsules, which she said gave her a little mood and energy boost when she took them.  

According to Leah Remini’s Scientology book she asked Connor and Isabella if they saw their mother often and Isabella allegedly responded, “Not if I have a choice. Our mom is a f**king SP.” So apparently the kids kinda shunned her for a long time, but now they have a better relationship and the kids say they love her

I assume Banks is a tribute to Azealia Banks.

Corporations do get away with putting unsafe stuff in their products all the time

That was my first thought too, including wondering about possible reactions to her shirt. I really liked her whole outfit, and now I want to get her coat, or at least a cheap knockoff. It would be perfect to replace the huge puffer I currently use for dog walks, and won’t start to smell like wool coats can

We need the UN to step in for Florida 

I know. Are we gonna get the pitbull Christie that prosecuted Jared’s father, or Trump’s lapdog?

You are a penguin! Don’t worry your head about the blogs, just go catch fish and enjoy ice while it still exists.  

Yup! She will lay down in mud puddles too, if it’s a hot day and I don’t watch her closely enough 

Your dogs are adorable and so is the costume! Here are my 3.

I watched 2 parts, but honestly it depressed me so much I stopped watching. He’s such a well-documented asshole and it seems like he never has, and never will face consequences for the immoral, and often straight-up illegal shit he does. I do have a few ‘Trump’s not so bad’ family members and if I can get them to

One house I trick-or-treated at had a “take one” bowl, and as soon as I went to dump it in my bag, (yes, I was a shitty kid) this nearby shadowy Jason/serial killer-looking mannequin freaking ROARED TO LIFE and lunged at me, shouting “You’re only supposed to take one!” It was a salutary lesson, and to this day I never

I like them too. And my brothers wouldn’t even try them, so I got their share every Halloween. 

Sue them for damages!

Just to be fair to her, she may have been addressing his mental health for a long time now. All the loving ways to help him are private, and would only be known to the two of them and maybe a therapist and close family. Putting his mental health issues on blast while he’s still going through them would be a shitty

Surprised to hear that because I took an anatomy course at a community college that had real bones mixed in with the plastic ones. It actually sucked getting stuck with the real bones because 1. there were natural variations in the real bones that made things confusing for a beginner 2. things like the protuberances

I had a friend like that in elementary school. She would come over to my house and eat butter straight out of the tub like it was ice cream, while my brothers and I stared in horror. She would also claim to be sick cause she loved the taste of those sweetened kids aspirin tablets and cough syrup (never worked).

If he is doing it for a job, I hope Trump does him like Christie and leaves him high and dry. The only thing I like about Trump is watching him screw over his sycophants. (There was speculation Graham might be “auditioning” to replace Sessions as Attorney General. Also speculation he may be being blackmailed by