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Oh. :( thx

Her kids must have put SafeSearch on her computer, or something

Start following this lady around. Apparently there’s a special shelf you have to stretch to get to. She knows about the good stuff

Yes. Of course. What pervert desires more than the Sports Illustrated?

Which was it that made you do the shooting, tho?

These are good points, sorry you wasted them in the Splinter deadlands. Commenting in the greys here is perilously close to multiple personality disorder (i.e; talking to yourself).

Haven’t PornHub results shown porn is more popular per capita in Republican areas? You might be on to something...

The Us blames everything on the Greater Toronto Area... sorry you had to find out this way

So you’re saying the problem is you have to reach up at the grocery store? This would impose an unfair burden on the short

I could sense yr seriousness from miles away as a disturbance in the force. The real problem tho, is that she doesn’t propose some kind of jack-shed solution. Just another do-nothing politician

I know ... at least if they followed up this crap with bills to ban violent video games or porn (“grocery store porn” is not real, so I’m going to ignore that specific reference) I would believe they were honest idiots

Omg. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I still remember when that skit seemed like a parody of life, rather than truth

Amen

10 yrs ago (to the 2016 campaign) Hillary said something that, if you squint, could be construed as racist. I always felt this was a huge argument FOR Democrats, esp compared to what the Republicans offered

That is the only possible thing that could make me like Greitens. I mean, I don’t, but the dif btwn his treatment and Roy Moore’s makes me wonder

“Misuse of a donor list” is old news tho. I think his resignation is prompted by today’s events: “A Cole County judge ruled against Greitens on Tuesday by allowing subpoenas issued by lawmakers investigating the governor to go forward. The legislative investigation had requested numerous documents from Greitens

Another commenter brought this up, too. I wish the article actually included this stuff :( Sometimes I learn more from the comments than the author

Thanks, good background. I was wondering why he would resign now, since the article only mentions old news allegations

The natural rejoinder, is of course “sure, unless they take after you”

I know. Normally, I’m against shaming people based on looks, but it’s not his face, it’s his expression