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They are unholy

The anthem was just rough tho, not raunchy. I guess that’s what made the difference

It is such an earworm. You should not be encouraging its spread.

Yes, I know that’s the only reason I haven’t gotten lots of replies praising my comments, and it makes me so mad that my fans can’t give me feedback!!!!

Yeah. That’s the obvious rejoinder to his baby comment. Nothing sharing his genes could ever be classed as beautiful

Is it just me, or do Rosanne’s hands look really small in the above pic? I’m starting to think small hands might be an indicator of something

I googled Sheila Jackson Lee hoping for some weird stories, and got only tantalizing fragments such as: an anonymous former employee saying the worst job was having to cull the obits daily for constituent’s funerals and then call and ask if the congresswoman could speak at them (apparently she REALLY loves the

That tantrum will always make me laugh. I think it’s the “we are through- professionally. Like, Bale still wants to get drinks after work, after he finishes flipping out.

You need to either get a dog to feed these kind of mistakes to, or come feed it to my dog.

The merkin is a pubic toupee.

I agree. Tbh, reading her statement made me tear up, but in a happy way. She knew she was going to get NOTHING from the case, not money, not justice but she spoke up anyway cause she was looking out for other women and girls. She did it out of a sense of sisterhood.

God, that sucks. What a gaslighting asshole. Somebody who really understands their behavior was fucked up 1. understands their victims are going to have some pretty negative feelings about it, and 2. apologizes cause it’s, you know the right thing to do, not because they think it gives them the right to police their

Aww, thanks for the nice response.

Your arm’s a celebrity! Congrats!

I honestly feel like the bar for some people is, “If you’re a man, and you make a mistake, you’re excommunicated.”

The funniest part is imagining them discussing it among themselves. “Hey guys, wouldn’t it look cool if we were ALL doing thumbs up? Everybody down? Ok, 1,2,3 ...”

He looks so uncomfortable! He and Bart would make a good side-story to the main Kristy/Mary-Anne romance

I don’t remember that, but I only started reading The Toast in like the last year before it went down. I googled and there were LOTS of BSC links, so I’m investigating!