Well, Trump and whoever he designated as his personal representative are actually entitled to all his medical records. I’m pretty sure the burden of respecting HIPAA falls on the medical providers, not the patient. Sooo if this did violate HIPAA liability would fall on the doctor (who absolutely violated it anyway by…

Hey, maybe Harold Bornstein and Ronny Jackson could run the VA together! Think of all the wacky hijinks. Trump could pit them against each other in random Apprentice-esque challenges.

Yeah, resigning makes no sense for an innocent person... not to mention it’s bad legal strategy. She can’t sue the university for wrongful termination if she chose to quit

Probably bc you aren’t a scientist.

Well. Most people have never sent a man to threaten Stormy Daniels in a parking lot, so most people couldn’t comment on whether or not the sketch resembled the man who threatened her.

Thx for letting me know. Appreciate it.

Exactly. The nervous undertone of “has #metoo gone too far” I hear under so many articles tells me that the author identifies with the perpetrators, not the victims. Everybody should be glad that sexual assault is getting called out. If they’re not, I just wonder what they’ve done.

“Cough (inside of your walls will dwell a Capricorn) cough.”

My favorite thing is that his comments “calling the man “nonexistent”” so clearly point to his guilt. I mean, unless you know you were the only one who would have her threatened in a parking garage how would you know whether it was true or not

I was surprised not to see my favorite example of the imitating-Bob Dylan-genre represented-Dan Bern’s Jerusalem.

Ok cool, the WHCD was basically a circle-jerk before, so this will just be a continuation of the theme

I agree so much. Are we really looking to the president of Nigeria to take our racist national embarrassment to task for us? NO. We elected this shithead and it’s our responsibility to call him out on his bullshit. The president of Nigeria’s ONLY job is to do what’s best for his country.

I starred you, but the more I think about the gulf of attractiveness between what’s considered ok for a female tv person and what’s ok for a male the more I got squicked out. Most of those guys have to pay for sex; lets not give them a freebie

I consider it performance art. I appreciate the leaving of tomato-based clues, which is what I feel elevates it from mere trolling. Also I’m ever-hopeful that there’s some grand scheme behind it that will tie everything together and astound me.

The greys are forever. They are a state of mind and you will never be free.

I’m gonna need some kind of proof that these are true-to-life before I buy

These explanations are all way less gross than I thought they’d be. See, I watch those A&E addiction shows and to me a “spit cup” is something an anorexic carries around so they can have the experience of chewing food without the calories of swallowing. Sorry, but sharing is caring

Seeing your parents as the fallible people they are is part of the transition from child to adult, so in a way Trump was honoring the spirit of the event.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

Wow, that is an insanely bad take. Especially when you consider how bad America is at giving its citizens access to healthcare, compared to most developed countries.