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We have have to make sure he doesn’t have *shudder* toe thumbs like Megan Fox

Earth’s increasingly volatile weather is “a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities.”

How mad would you be if Jewish people really did control the weather and they just never told you about it? Like, the Illuminati is real, and all the well-off, successful Jewish people you know are in on it, and think it’s hilarious that you don’t know and that you have to work an actual “job” for “money” instead of

Think carefully before replacing a really old shower head. I replaced my ancient, original-to-the-house shower head with a pricy new one and it SUCKED. Turns out all showerheads producedafter 1994 have flow rates of 2.5 gph or less. I soaked my old one in white vinegar (ziplock baggie filled with white vinegar and

The problem with suing is law enforcement, even wannabes like ICE, are impervious to conviction.

Cuomo said at a press conference Wednesday that unannounced raids ICE officials endangered public safety because armed men “with no identification” often showed up to private businesses and residences without “coordinating or notifying” local officials.

A face only a mother could love

The posts are also always short and express simple ideas, which would make sense with a nonnative speaker.

This is especially sad when you consider almost this same exact scenario happened to Ivana. She was left with 3 kids after getting divorced from her flagrantly cheating husband and I wonder if she saw the situation that way: she, the mother, was used-up, damaged goods and Don was free to be a playboy.

BlueTsunami is definitely some kind of troll, but I can’t figure out the goal. Like someone’s going to screenshot his posts as proof Democrats are fine with rape if it’s a Democratic donor doing it? Liberals are going to to be so disillusioned over one random commenter’s illogical shilling for Democrats that they turn

What is your deal?

Yeah, I don’t see these newspaper articles as proof that anyone’s desperate for a Matt Lauer comeback. To me, these read more like a favor to these guys publicists or agents, who are testing the waters for a comeback.

Dude, didn’t know about the Raven thing, but totally agree with you on Aubrey O’day. First she kept bugging her eyes out, and then I remember her telling one of the queens (who I recall looking normal) to stop bugging her eyes out. It was the kind of projection you see in a Trump, so not a surprise she turned out to

Depression’s a bitch man.

Right, I misread

Nvm, misread and thought they wanted to carry. You’re right, they do intend to keep the guns locked while kids are around

I texted this pic to my dad and he texted back:

Pretend it’s all being filmed for a reality show and I bet she’d go! Hell, it could be a reality show! ( if we all didn’t have morals and were ok with exploiting a nine-year old)

I used to work at a dog groomers and was bitten twice, both times by corgis. I read Prince Charles disliked his mother’s corgis bc they bit him as a child. Corgis are cute, but they don’t have the bite inhibition of other dogs and I would never get one.

This article is so cruel! I’m sure if you just asked her about the braids she’d have a touching story all prepared about how her dear, dear black friend (read:Black person who she may have some vague business/family/social connection too) loves doing her hair and wanted to help her out before this unfair trial (read: