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It is common, typical even, to have the probation be longer than the jail time.

I had the same thought. I guess the only way to know for sure it’s a demotion is to look at salary. Then again, I’m only being paranoid because of the Howard scandal so my suspicion is a little unfair (still think this “contentious relationship with trustees” should be investigated; just think the investigation should

Omg, I hate her so much. Also, why can’t you take his stated policy and actions into account? Why only his behavior toward you?? Are you ... the only person you care about??

“But if I’m already doing something I’ll tend to keep doing it. Blackout lasts about 3-5 minutes”

HE IS! He is going to turn them into a stew and we must save them!

Preach. Construction work takes more bravery.

Oh, ok. Are they like absence seizures? Sorry if I sounded flip; I didn’t mean to. I know blackouts suck. Hope you’re always safe, even though I know that’s too much to assume in this shitty world.

Meaning dissociative disorder or drunk? Just asking cause I’ve had both

They’re pretending they shot her because she could have harmed her roommate, who was next to her. :( Still bullshit because “Chadwick stated Hughes appeared “composed” and non-threatening, and that she was holding the knife by her side with the blade facing away from her.” but a different flavor of bullshit.

Thank you for including it; the visual cracks me up. Though it does make me wonder if they have some weird codependency thing going on. Her showing up to his work all the time can be explained as wanting to feel like a big shot, but wanting him at SoulCycle with her? That’s just weird.

That sounds like a hard job, but bless you for doing it

Dude, I know. As I understand it the defense lawyer’s argument was that Crouch’s parents had essentially ruined him by always insulating him from the consequences of his actions ... and her reaction was to keep up the lack of consequences? If I was the judge I would’ve been like, “Good point. Guess it’s up to me and

Thank you for the reply! I am super-quick but weak and small, sort of like a rodent. In the event of an apocalypse we should definitely team up and supplement each other’s weaknesses!

It’s UNPAID unlimited time off. Quit your job and you can have that tomorrow!

I was thinking about it as a choice between dignity and laziness but I like yours much better because I voted unlimited time off and would rather be someone who chose freedom than somebody who chose laziness

“ a turnip picker’s body”

The plastic crowns was the weird part to me too, cause in normal Unification ceremonies only the really important people get them.

On the off chance that you, or anyone else reading this is really curious- there is no need to reconcile “THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS” with any Unification Church position- the UC has its own theology centered around the Divine Principle and Rev Moon. They do consider themselves Christians bc they believe that Jesus was a

I know this is completely beside the point, but I have to say that pic/article is about Sanctuary Church, NOT the Unification Church. After the death of Rev Moon his wife took over the Unification Church and his younger son Hyung Jin founded the splinter group Sanctuary Church, which preaches against her and the