sedaris
Sedaris
sedaris

Thanks for the detailed reply! I will definitely check out Omegrease and the article. My dogs love their fish oil too, at this point I’d have to keep giving it to them regardless of health benefits cause they won’t eat without it.

What fish oil did you go with? I give Welactin, which isn’t human- grade, but is what my vet recommended

It would be nice not to penalize someone for past mistakes they have paid for. But you can’t make the case that you are fulfilling your responsibility to your company if you hire a former embezzler as an accountant... or a sex offender (awfully broad as we make that label) in a day care center. Yet there’s no reason

Yeah, people shouldn’t do bad things. Agreed. Now that we’ve congratulated each other on our strong moral principles and superiority to these icky criminals we can look at the actual issue- can the criminal record system be better?

I wonder if a case could be made that public criminal records are cruel and unusual punishment. They ensure a lifelong stigma, oddly reminiscent of the days of branding cattle thieves, and making adulterous women wear a scarlet ‘A’. Also, they are in excess of the sentence imposed by a judge.

I’m 30, lonely and friendless! I could be the wise matriarch of the group, who tells long boring stories about how everything is scary and the safest course of action is to do nothing. Then when I nod off, drooling, you guys can do whatever the kids your age do these days. Fidget spinners? Slime videos?

Your garden sounds gorgeous and hummingbirds are the best. I’ve had a hummingbird feeder and trumpet vines for lo these many years but have never been blessed, probably because I live on the East Coast

Charging $50 bucks to swing a hammer at the statues is the best idea yet. Or supply jackhammers/chisels/ whatever and let people do it for free

Ok, that convinced me to watch it. If only Hollywood had marketed it that way from the beginning, I would have seen it opening night.

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A life lesson I will pass down to my children

You did influence me, however it’s the mixed breed dogs who will have to give you that dollar

You think I could tell this to my therapist? No, I save these stories for the internet, and gave up therapy bc all I do is brag about how totally emotionally healthy I am. Deep, deep condolences on the Rick Santorum dream, especially if there was actual santorum present...

Yes. I LOVE that color. Also this is one of the few high fashion looks i’ve ever coveted

Yes! It was very twilight-zoneish and though it wasn’t quite a lucid dream I did start to think the mustache wasn’t real and was instead a symbolic mustache and woke up pondering whether I had been sexually infected with Hitler’s spirit, or whether my body was manifesting the simple truth that I am in fact history’s

Once I had a legit sex dream where I realized at the end the guy was Hitler. Then I looked in the mirror and saw I was the one with the Hitler mustache. My only sex dream, too

I have the same problem! A couple little holes near the belly button area or below, and it only seems to happen to my shirts, not the guys’. I’ve been searching for some exposed metal in the dryer that could be causing it, but I will be considering your theory

You didn’t say what state, so how can I move there?

I’m in MD (Anne arundel county) and no grocery store near me sells alcohol. Liquor laws are actually on a county-by-county basis and some allow, but the rules are all very strange, like each chain can only have one location that sells alcohol. The only grocery store I know of that sells liquor is a run-down Giants in

They shave all the hair. Seriously, it’s the only way to make your foundation really smooth. If I knew how to embed videos I could show some YouTube makeup lesson-type videos where they talk about it