SID= Sports Information Director, for anyone still wondering

So good, thx for posting

Thx for saving me the internet search! Now I’ll never get caught. Unless internet comments are somehow traceable...

That detail about describing the vacation as the best to everyone is creepy af. It seems like an attempt to undermine your reality and pressure you into going along with a “we had such a good time” narrative, so she can get another chance to fuck with you, and to make any complaints about the trip seem unrealistic…

YOU’RE THE REAL MONSTER! This comment made ME think about DT’s thighs!! Curses be upon you! (not really, I’m sure you’re lovely)

Report back

This is giving me a new perspective on the kid who guessed everyone’s star sign correctly on the first day of home room.

I thought this was hilarious when I pictured you guys as little kids doing this. Then I got to the phone/wallet combo and pictured you guys as older teens with weedy mustaches.

Yeah, I used to work at a restaurant and those prepaid cards sucked to charge. They just wouldn’t work half the time, or you’d have to call the company to make the card work. Don’t know why, tho my manager blamed their computer servers

I have to know why the house wasn’t selling

More! More! More!

This is a good comment. I wish I wasn’t a miserable grey, so I could emblacken it

This is all completely inexplicable to me ... it’s just a costume.

That’s because you’re a precious angel and it would only sully you

From Kristen Bell’s Twitter:

Video has some good points, but I was hoping the women would engage in at least one massacre. 6/10

Not embarrassing. Fighting the power one public display at a time. Well done

Thank you for that, I can already tell I'll be recalling this and chuckling to myself throughout the week

I used to have lots of respect and envy for people who were satisfied with just a little of their particular vice until I started taking Paxil and magically became one of those people— without exerting any willpower! Now I just think they all got lucky in with their brain chemistry

Except, unless Kelly was always in the room whenever Carlson and Ailes were together she would have no way of knowing that Carlson was lying. And Kelly’s free to say whether Ailes ever harassed her or not but she really isn’t qualified to say whether Ailes harassed other people.