You did the right thing. Overreacting would have been calling 911 and reporting a robbery

I never referenced the patriarchy! YOU brought differing societal standards. There is nothing gendered about asshole; we all have them,

Thank you for you permission, I will now scour the earth with a joyful heart knowing it’s ok with you. I’m surprised you object to my saying your intent is to shame them- you consider the people you use it on to be bad/shitty people right? It’s human nature to want people we dislike to be ashamed of themselves, but…

Of course they’re not the same - bitch is used exclusively to shame women. In the rare case it’s used on a man its meant to mock him for what the mocker sees as womanly behavior. If there is another distinction unrelated to gender please enlighten us all as to what it is. I’d really like to know what you see as the…

I get nervous meeting new people and try to cover by joining in on ball-busting way too soon. And you’re right, I’m the worst.

I think the most important question regarding MD’s fightiness is who gets DC- MD or VA, or does it fight on its own? Bc the president has the nuclear codes, which could force all the states to bow down in fear. Also, can people decide to go rejoin their state of choice (meaning the president could help out Hawaii), or…

Yes, until you see the ZOMBIE SQUIRRELS

OMG. Maybe (probably) you’re the Chosen One and your dreams are an omen. Do you see how to defeat them in your dream? What percentage of humanity survives? Are there zombie dogs?

Judging by my friend group its fairly common for new moms to start seeing formerly beloved dogs as annoyances when a new baby comes, even though they don’t want to feel that way. It’s like a switch is flipped and suddenly all nurturing gets directed to the baby and former recipients (like your stepson) are no longer…

That sounds right, especially since the overriding mood of the dream is anxiety, and maybe a little guilt

I have dreams about having a baby, and not feeling ready for parenthood too! I basically abandon the baby immediately and then the the whole rest of the dream I’m vaguely anxious about the baby, and know it needs to be fed or changed but I never go over to it. Kind of creepy. If it was a furry animal I’d be all over it

Starred for teaching me damnatio memoriae.

Everybody else has already commented so comprehensively I probably don’t have anything of value to add ... But whatthehell.

Weasling out of the hat-eating already! SMDH

Now, are you really going to eat your hat, or is this going to be like all the people who made crazy promises about what they would do if Trump became the nominee, and then didn’t follow through? I don’t mean to doubt, but I’ve been hurt before.

I just checked out his Twitter and he usually tags himself. Maybe he does it so Twitter knows who’s posting?

My dad would always try to get out of board games by making one of us kids his “general” and then sneaking out of the room. He also convinced us “statues” was a real game (where we pretended to be statues, natch), and would pick “lying down in bed” as his pose. By the time we were accusing each other of losing the…

Geena Davis (Thelma) and Susan Sarandon (Louise) decided to “just keep going” and drive their Thunderbird into the Grand Canyon. But though the movie is probably best known for that tragic final scene

DO NOT TRUST THAT GUY.

My grandfather pays out birthday money exclusively in $2 dollar bills. Sorry you didn't get a better grandfather