I once dreamed I had sex with Hitler in a really tacky hotel room with a heart-shaped bed and ceiling mirrors. I glanced at myself afterward and saw I was the one with the hitler mustache. Pinhead definitely sounds like the more interesting sexual experience. Also, due to his special powers there is the possibility…

Victoria Woodhull is mine. The first female presidential candidate, but more importantly has that combination of hot and bad-ass that also takes Alexander Hamilton from dutiful admiration to Crush Status