OK, Chris Pratt.

Jeremy Clarkson once said the roof of this car was designed to look like a baseball cap being worn backwards. I disagree with Clarkson on almost everything, but I can absolutely see that one being true.

One wonders why they even bother putting microphones on drone cameras. No useful sound is ever going to get past the noise of the props.

One of my favorite weird connections in this show is that the steam locomotive on the Trans-Eternal Railway is actually a full-size prop that was built for the terrible 2013 Lone Ranger movie.

Should have renamed himself Christopher Talken.

Now that you have all those loose letters, you’re morally obligated to have some fun spelling rude words with them.

FTFY

sorry, i had to

If they called it an Edge, not a single person would even think about buying one. Most people wouldn’t even notice that they had introduced it. Nobody cares what “the new Edge” looks like, or how fast it is, or how it handles.

I like the Mach-E. I really do. All the complainers about the name seem to forget that the Mustang name has been attached to far worse (and less Mustangy) cars than this in the past. It’s not like Mustang is some hallowed name that can only be bestowed upon the most refined performance machines. For every GT350,…

I’m amazed that a car whose passenger compartment doesn’t deform at all in the front crash test can still get zero stars. Car safety standards are really freaking good nowadays.

Boring, maybe, but not pointless. Us enthusiasts tend to forget that CUVs are the perfect vehicle for the majority of the population. They don’t want to have fun driving, they just want to get in the car in one place and get out somewhere else.

It’s a good joke, but it did feel a bit tacked on.

Moral of the story: if you can afford a BMW, you can afford to use your damn blinkers.

I have no doubt that Heard was abusive, but I think it’s clear at this point that everyone sucks in this situation. I was cautiously on the bandwagon in Depp’s favor for a while, but with those (frankly horrifying) texts now released to the public, I can’t defend him in good conscience.

I remember seeing Justice League in the theater and thinking “meh, it was okay”.

Ha, you beat me to it!

Pretty sure this is the spaceship that Hotblack Desiato crashes into the sun in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Ever see a headline that makes you laugh out loud but also think “what is the internet coming to”?

Ever see a headline that makes you laugh out loud but also think “what is the internet coming to”?