Boob jobs and tummy tucks are hardly objectively healthy lifestyle choices.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

Yeah, "I wanted people to think I'm a rapist because it would make me seem cool" is pretty rough for a best case scenario, but that's the best option he's got.

Those asshole awards are such a sham. They always go to the most conventional, crowd-pleasing asshole instead of deep, critically-acclaimed assholes.

Jason Williams had a perfectly fine NBA career. Jason Williams was White Chocolate, Marshall Henderson is more like a Juggalo

I won't be fooled by his GAY SCIENCE.

"real and genuine" like blaming his own mouth-running on a social experiment instead of just being honest? Ya right, what a genuine guy.

That is so much worse than saying "I was hacked!" It's hilarious when idiots try to act clever. Why can't anyone say "oops" anymore?

Give him credit for a novel excuse though. We've all seen lots of people try to backpedal on Twitter; this might be the first time I've ever seen it explained away by a science project. A science project spearheaded by a GAY MAN, no less! What do you think of that, haters?? He just KNEW you were going to provide…

I will give him credit for this, though:

Now, he's claiming it was a Psychology experiment:

In his defense, it's probably not fair to single out his homophobia. I, for one, am willing to give him credit and say that Marshall Henderson probably has very dumb thoughts about a lot of other things, too.

"Who is the worse person, me for what I said or any of the HUNDREDS who just cursed me??"

If Henderson doesn't want the innocent eyes of his brothers to see, he should tidy up his double-wide and put a few more cinder blocks under his television to raise it up.

My brothers are 7 and 11.

Can't I in private tell her, 'I don't want you to be with anybody?'"

Some chicks like getting it from behind the times.

Hey, girl, if I told you your skin made me think you are less human than white people, would you hold it against me?

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

Lies Donald Sterling will tell to get over: Big penis, gift of flight, not a racist.