And to think, he himself brought it up. That's generally the kind of accusation people never bring up again.

"Dear Chuck: We are giving you until this evening to come forward and explain the exact circumstances in which you shit on the floor, after which we will publish all the floor-shitting stuff we know about you."

People. People, please. He wasn't shitting on the floor. He was sitting on the floor. The whole thing was a typo.

that logic is infallible.

The homie Adnan's doing life in prison for less

And what was he wearing during this alleged shitting incident? Was it crotchless underwear? Leather chaps? How easy was it for him to allegedly shit on the floor? Did he try to stop alleged shitting? Did he think of clenching harder? If he didnt want to allegedly shit on the floor why didnt he just hold it in? I had…

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

Putting this gross old lady on my screen instantly killed my boner forever.

What's old is now new.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

Well if it helps, a lot of us on here are misandrists, not feminists.

Strong work. I love it when someone is willing to take the unpopular position.

Well fuck. I bet this set them back a shit ton to animate. The game will probably cost an extra $10, now.

Two genders?! Gender neutral clothing?!?

"I work out every morning... Sometimes I just see my friends lives get taken over by their kids..."

I always confuse her for Oscar Wilde.