The better question is, can Chuck Johnson prove he DIDN'T shit on the floor? Multiple times?

Thank fuck science is on the verge of answering humanity's most pressing need: robot dames.

I'll give him credit. It's polite of him to not just assume you possess the rudimentary intelligence necessary to grasp his 7th-grade-level vocabulary.

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As a male lawyer, I can man-firm the accuracy and sageness of this advice. Regards.

Thanks for this. xo

How is Lenny Kravitz still that good looking?

Number 4 is where it all started going wobbly for you.

This argument is about 3% as awesome as you think it is. But I love how sweaty and outraged you are. It's a good look for neckbeards.

Killed certain portions of the EU, specifically everything post OT.

Makes sense, there's to my mind a sort of false dichotomy in their thinking that one must scrap the entirety of it to not be beholden to potential conflicts. I would have thought that you could retcon or otherwise neutralize certain parts of the canon without blowing the whole thing up.

Correct, I'm really mostly disappointed with the loss of the ancient history/Old Republic aspects of the EU than with the post-movies stuff.

Jesus, guy. Where did I say they owe me anything or question their rights to manage their property? I said I legitimately didn't understand it, and got some cogent answers.

Let me rephrase it, then, because I definitely didn't mean to imply that all the EU was good. The movies are in the weaker part of the (former) canon. All of the top stuff, for my money, comes from the EU.

I still don't understand. Why would they disavow the EU? The movies are the weakest part of the Star Wars universe. It's just inexplicable to me that they would blow up millennia of rich backstory and world-building.

Maybe he just worked the one year and retired.

That was (a) just a straight brag, nothing humble about it; and (b) more to the point, fully responsive to the original comment it was intended to respond to: "If you get to be 38+ in NYC and you can't afford to take a taxi everywhere just give up."

Yup. Saving myself for Dodai.

I'm 45 and filthy rich and honestly there's no better bar-hopping/short-trip tool in the city than a bike. Burns calories, gets you there faster. Only downside to Citibike is people think you're a tourist but fuck 'em, I don't bike commute in from Brooklyn daily so those big heavy blue pieces of shit are a perfectly…

Is Benjamin blind drunk?