The better question is, can Chuck Johnson prove he DIDN'T shit on the floor? Multiple times?

Thank fuck science is on the verge of answering humanity's most pressing need: robot dames.

I'll give him credit. It's polite of him to not just assume you possess the rudimentary intelligence necessary to grasp his 7th-grade-level vocabulary.

haha snacktaster do you like having sex lol

As a male lawyer, I can man-firm the accuracy and sageness of this advice. Regards.

Thanks for this. xo

How is Lenny Kravitz still that good looking?

Number 4 is where it all started going wobbly for you.

This argument is about 3% as awesome as you think it is. But I love how sweaty and outraged you are. It's a good look for neckbeards.

"Freedom Tower," eh?

I love you.

Deep, emotional scars.

Not to take away from what a total shitbird he is, or how completely fucked up that rape story was, but it seemed to me while watching it that he was just making the whole goddamned thing up to seem cool. Which in and of itself is pretty fucking dark.

Actually his fake-ass explanation makes me dislike him 3X more than his lame-ass homophobia did. "THANK YOU MICHAEL SAM! PSYCHOLOGY!!" Oh go fuck yourself.

Seems plausible.

I prefer my life coaches to have at least mastered the art of working a full day.

You sound super underemployed.

Same here. It's vaguely frustrating but what ya gonna do.

I know this same guy (perhaps literally). What boggles is how one not only picks up a Jamaican accent, put picks up a WRITTEN Jamaican accent.

You're pretty much right. Even governmental entities can place reasonable time, place, and manner restrictions on speech. Parade permits, sound permits, park closing hours, etc., all restrictions on speech.