Just a thought: if you're worried that hanging out with black people is going to interfere with your trophy girlfriend being perceived as white, maybe, I dunno, don't have a black trophy girlfriend? Just spitballing here.

I don't mean to be judgmental but "Pathetic Loser's Only Tits" seems to fit.

You're like the sweatiest nerd ever.

Oh fuck you. Fuck you. Just. Just fuck you.

Fracture Park.

Fuck you, Jezebel, for reminding me that Kreayshawn exists. For that, I am going full MRA.

Thank you for this kindness.

I refuse to believe that Dodai, on whom I have a crush, would make such a mistake.

I think I'd go with "free rein" over "free reign," personally.

Dear Dodai:

Not liking Game of Thrones in either book or show form makes you A Bad Person. Seriously. Get over your over-it contrarianism and ride the bull, college boy.

Gonna guess went to law school, did not get law job.

I wake up groping my own ass all the time.

In all seriousness, Maker's Mark is my go-to. Bless you, sir.

I have a hole in the center of my being that I try to fill with premium consumer electronics and footwear.

I love how you come out of the woodwork for Richardson posts, fighting the good fight for what, when viewed from the right angle, just might be a conceptually not-invalid point of "hey, they didn't fight back, they went along with it, they probably agreed for all I know."

Why does no one like Pinkie Pie? I think she lives life with great elan.

But in fairness, life in prison without hand lotion would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

I think "satire" sites like the Currant and others exist purely for the reason of providing red-meat outrage-porn click bait for righht-wing idiots to rile each other up with. It's just an elaborate lie-dispenser hiding behind a tiny fig leaf of lulz for those occasions when they get caught. They're not trying to…