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Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

It’s going to be a really awkward day at the Food Network when she cuts her finger during filming and Jeffrey smothers her with a pillow.

I don’t think I’m comfortable with the only Jewish item in this catalog being made by fucking Nordic Ware.

Someone must have had a new word on their “blogger’s word of the day” calendar. Next time you’re going to use a word like obsequious maybe not use it 5 times in 4 sentences.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Yeah people give me shit about vaping all the time but idgaf... I used it as a tool to successfully stop smoking cigarettes... I was a two pack a day smoker, so they can go fuck themselves.  

Worst Bangbus ever.

Christ. Even fucking natural disasters are a liberal conspiracy now.

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

I will never not star a burn on bakersfield or stockton.

Kessler’s from Bakersfield. Cleveland is a huge step up for him.

A) Joshua Justice is a totally cool, superhero name! B) You work at a Draught Emporium! Beer, man, beer! C) That awesome Vigo the Carpathian stance just screams “I Am the superhero of beer! My worst day will always be better than any day you have!”

I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

I’ve talked about this on Giz before. I should be the commercial for vaping and why it works.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Just be firm.