Do not buy this fucking rustbucket.

Do not buy this fucking rustbucket.

“Arya knocks the wine out of her hand”

Come on, there’s not a single bit of innocent bystander smeared across the hood…

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Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Odor: Bats L, Throws R, Slaps L.

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.

Hey, everyone.

Why? Why are dingleberries brown?That’s just the way shit is.

They are not one of the best things on RAW.

Available at mediocre retailers everywhere. Reliably opens wine bottles without a lot of fuss. Doubles as a bottle opener.

Available at mediocre retailers everywhere. Reliably opens wine bottles without a lot of fuss. Doubles as a bottle…

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

Go ahead and end it with this one. 1995 ZR-1.

I only wish there was some plausible explanation for something that could actually drain the power of a star...

Better than the last four James Bond movies.

Cardassian, maybe?

Looks like its curtains for her.

For anyone wondering how to win this contest and has a couple hundred dollars to spare, any of these should do the trick. You have the weekend.

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.