I used to run a tow/wrecking yard. We constantly had cars come in on tows that were towed because they were parked illegally. Moving the around the yard was difficult because they were often locked and we didn’t have the keys. So I started saving giant rings of keys, organized by make. If a Toyota pickup came in,…

Will a 6'6", 280lb dude fit in it... like at all?

I posted this a while back on a Jalopnik story about how bad Mercedes S550s are. My experience was with an E550... I will never buy a Mercedes again. NEVER.

I’m pissed at him. He made a dumbass move there.

He hasn’t.

Nats are lucky Bumgarner is on the DL.

I’m 6'5" 260 and the American Giant XXL fits me perfectly.

I’m 6'5" 260 and the American Giant XXL fits me perfectly.

I have six American Giant classic hoodies, I goddamn love them.

I have six American Giant classic hoodies, I goddamn love them.

Screw this ugly pile of sure to be constantly breaking garbage.

This has done the impossible. It has supplanted the chili foodspin as the best Burneko.

My second car was a 2002 IS300. Bright red with the manual and the LSD. My god that was an awesome car. I miss it badly.

I miss Steve Young so much.

I was listening passively at work. Did he take a shot at Lindsay Graham for not being part of the 1%? I’m pretty sure I heard him say, “you’ll get to that 1% some day...”

I was looking at used Gen1 tacoma for a bit, but then realized that I could spend 16K on a truck with 100K miles and no warranty and get some shit loan rate due to it being a used car loan... or... I could buy a brand new Tacoma, fully loaded and get a great rate on the loan and have a bug pile of warranty.

The dow could hit 5,000 and people would still be all:

When you can use simple terms to describe something complicated, you’re likely a genius. When you use complicated terminology and thesaurus bile to describe something simple, you’re likely a cunt.

I bought the truffle oil listed here for a thanksgiving mashed potato recipe. Yes, it’s fraud. But it’s tasty fucking fraud.

I’m so happy this is out now. Every year I look forward to getting this catalog and trying to guess what will be included in Drew’s writeup. I was pretty damn close this year.

36, named Travis or Blake, dating multiple 23 year old fake blondes that wear Fox Racing beanies and camo Uggs. Drinks Monster Energy drinks, has at least one “Famous Stars and Straps” sticker on his RZR.

I’ll be interested to see how the little axle shafts up front cope with being locked in off-road situations. Typically, IFS and a locker is bad news. But hey... GM has some smart damn engineers.