This thing had me nervous since I just dropped an inordinate amount of money on a TRD Pro Tacoma... but then I saw that towing capacity. I know trucks like this (and the Pro and the Raptor) aren’t really for towing, but I don’t have a big garage. So my fun truck also needs to be able to do some work. 5000lbs towing…

I’m so goddamn happy. Absolutely overcome with pure sports joy. This is an amazing night. Everybody that witnessed this happen is so lucky it’s insane. It is the most historically significant sports even in any post-1980-Winter-Olympics American’s life.

Hmm... I may have to try this. We’ve been an Arm&Hammer Clump and Seal house for a couple years now. But that shit is expensive.

The thing is... the TRD Pro isn’t really all that much more than a well equipped TRD Off Road. I spec’d out a TRD OR the way I’d want it and it came to 41K msrp. The TRD Pro I ended up buying was 45K MSRP. Yeah, sure for that extra $4000 I could’ve bought some Kings, deavers, and some aftermarket UCAs... but then…

I just bought a 2017 TRD Pro. By the time I got out the door, it was 50K. It was worth it to me because I love Toyotas, I love the look of this truck, I know it’s reliable, it fits in my garage, and goddamn it, I just like how it drives compared to the Ferd. Yeah, it’s pricey... but it was what I wanted.

I’m reading this now after confirming my “order” (read: reserved my dealer’s next allocation) for a TRD Pro Tacoma.

I Just got rid of a 2010 E550. It was nightmarish. I owned it from February 1st, 2016 to September 29th, 2016. Here’s what went wrong:

I’d equip mine like this...

I didn’t know Woody Allen was a sports journalist.

If this pipsqueak somehow gets to the NFL, we’re going to find out what instant CTE looks like. Vontaze Burfict wouldn’t even tackle him, he’d just shoot him in the chest and donate his brain to science.

Successful troll is successful. And probably rich AF.

Well Teddy, you did it. I actually feel bad for Drew.

Sacramento is my nearest airport as well (I live in the sticks about an hour away). Not only is the airport amazing efficient and easy to get through, but I get to drive an excellent country road from Grass Valley, CA to Sacramento Airport every time I go. No traffic, just a good fifteen minute session on a deserted…

I wanna say Anthony Ervin was in lane 3 or 4. But I can’t find a video anywhere all of a sudden. I suck at the internets.

So, how stoked were you when you realized NBC wasn't airing her medal ceremony?

So... an indoor cat can’t survive in Florida?

Crack pipe.

Umm... not really. A great many young wines benefit from a little decanting to soften them up. In fact, most of the wines that go in my decanter are very young Pinots and Cabs.

My Mercedes E550 goes in to park when you shut it off. You can push the stalk in while idling at a stop to put it in park, but if you forget about that and just turn the thing off, it’s in park. Why the hell doesn’t everybody do this?

Lots of pellet grill manufacturers claim you can sear with them. It doesn’t goddamn work. You can crank a traeger to maybe 550-600 degrees. But there’s not enough fire surface area to properly sear meat.

Lots of pellet grill manufacturers claim you can sear with them. It doesn’t goddamn work. You can crank a traeger to…