Mr. “Pretty Good for a Monday.”

These puppies right here are Bloody Mary GOLD:

#1: Cockatoos

Nope, wasn’t familiar with that. I’ve tried to dig deep in to the reddit theory threads, but I find myself stopping to go puke in a bucket every time someone starts a post with “book reader here...”

Bran Stark does a time-jump vision thing, somehow interacts with young Ned and warns him of his impending death. Then Ned simply shows up at Winterfell back in the present and chops Ramsay’s head off.

Seriously... WTF what was in that goddamn vial?

I can’t really explain why. But I thought Civil War was awful. I felt nothing for any of the characters, and I actually was hoping Rhodes was dead... just so something happened.

I had a 2002 IS300 with the manual and LSD, and shortly after, I had a 2004 330i ZHP.

I love my stupid, ugly, dorky Tevas. I have the exact pair pictured in the article. I had my first pair for 16 years before they finally gave out. They stood up to miles and miles of walking through rivers, walking on lava rock, being dragged behind a boat in a feeble attempt to “Teva-ski,” and they did it all while…

I prefer this excited train guy...

Starred. I have a collection of stupid wine opening implements ranging from the basic $4 wine key to a ridiculous $100+ electric thing I received as a gift. When I open the door full of all of these items, I always end up selecting this basic cheap ass corkscrew. I think I got mine at a gas station back in 1999 or…

Starred. I have a collection of stupid wine opening implements ranging from the basic $4 wine key to a ridiculous…

Go ahead and end it with this one. 1995 ZR-1.

Classic Taliban.

Joey. Fucking. Bats.

As the owner of a 2012 STI (sedan, with the huge, stupid, and awesome wing), I don’t even want to imagine a car that’s crazier, and crappier (in an awesome way), than my STI. The thing has the interior of an old Neon, it creaks and rattles constantly, driving on gravel makes it sound like gravel is literally coming in…

1995 Lexus LS400. $12,000 with low miles. This car is QUIET, comfortable, roomy front and back, has plenty of power for passing, a great stereo, and it won’t break. What else could you possibly want? Oh yeah... it’s not a cop magnet.

Beltre and Andrus are my favorite thing about baseball at the moment. And I’m a diehard Giants fan.

I live in the little town where this happened. This is actually kind of a normal thing here. Also, The Union may be the worst newspaper on earth.

Having watched many of his BP sessions, I would LOVE to see Madison Bumgarner in the derby with his wet newspaper.