Because Deadspin/Gawker's American soccer (excuse me, futbol) writers are a bunch of pretentious phonies. Really, it's embarrassing.

When has ESPN NOT made itself the story? It's all about promoting itself.

OK, somebody has to be "that guy." Clearly would have been a triple and an error, not a home run.

OH MY GOD! The man voiced the same opinion THREE DIFFERENT TIMES over a span of 25 YEARS!

Um, I doubt even Shaughnessy would say stupid shit like this as a basis for disliking soccer. You may not enjoy the game, but to say it doesn't require skill is beyond absurd.

It wasn't illegal, but it was against the businesses' agreement with the credit-card companies until the credit reform act of a few years ago. (And you're right, a lot of small businesses disregarded it.)

Just hitting the catcher's glove doesn't make it a passed ball. Looks like catcher got crossed up, but that's a wild pitch every time.

It's Bryan Price, not Pryce.

Only there is no such "must slide" rule in Little League — or pretty much any league. It's slide OR avoid.

If the bicyclist deserves ANY blame it's about 2 percent. The asshole driving the 2-ton SUV — on what's clearly intended for pedestrians/bicyclists (check out the Google map linked by another commenter to see that you have to actually drive up on the sidewalk to access it) — gets the other 98 percent.

Totally different circumstances. You had every right to demand they take that image off their website, because they're using it for commercial purposes. You would have won any legal action you brought.

It's pretty simple: deadlines.

Sorry, did I miss the headline saying "Kawhi Leonard posterizes Chris Anderson!!!" Otherwise, what is the point of this inane post?

Jezebel posters (I can't bring myself to call them writers) are good only at trying to denigrate the work of talented writers who put work into their journalism, not actually producing journalism of their own. Sad.

No such thing as umpire interference in that circumstance. Could not be called.

In fact, the goal was not "Thanks to First Important Use of Goal-Line Technology." It was thanks to a correct call by the linesman. All the technology did was confirm what a human had already properly ruled on.

Mila Kunis (who once again proves she can't act...) was making a small, funny point. Leave it to Jezebel to turn it into an overblown, humorless, 1,500-word pile of crap.

I find his podcast unlistenable, except when he has really compelling guests.

If by definitive you mean longest, then yes!

Fault? What's he supposed to do, move six feet back from the plate?