Uh, no. He’s pointing out just how stupid your comment was. Too bad you spent so much time on it.

There is no law preventing the newspaper from naming him, but it’s just accepted (and appropriate) practice.

There are the rules of baseball, and there are the rules established by the team for fan behavior. Assaulting a player who has the ball is his glove after reaching into the stands is not acceptable fan behavior. It’s that simple.

The ball was in Gonzalez’s glove, and the dickhead had his hands on the glove, not the ball. I’m quite sure the first baseman’s mitt is not an acceptable “souvenir.”

I love how the homer announcers point to the pitch-tracker when a call is missed, yet conveniently ignore it when the pitch turns out to be in the zone (like the first pitch that was allegedly high).

I know you think you’re being funny, but your sexism comes through loud and clear.

Don’t know about softball, but the Official Baseball Rules specifically forbid making a mockery of the game. I’d say this would definitely qualify.

Ah, the beautiful game.

Do you really think that's the least bit funny? Really? I mean, if you're going to be a crude asshole at least be original.

There is no way "RR" isn't at least 60 years old.

Apparently people on Twitter think that all large black women look like Aretha Franklin and are thus "impersonators." As opposed to, you know, talented singers in their own right.

Schlegel looks to be enjoying himself a little too much.

Hitting the goal post was irrelevant in any case; he had already stepped on the end line.

Worst sportsmanship ever.

Being on the NBA broadcasts means everything to Simmons. Plus, he benefits from the promotion and financial support of ESPN. Do you really think he'd make 1/10th of what he's making now from his own website and podcasts? Not a chance.

Sorry, wrong again. Rules explicitly protect the QB in this situation. @ReadYourRulebookFirst

Calling it "Official Apple" implies it was manufactured by Apple. It's not; it's OEM. That's misleading, regardless of the quality of the product.

Tim Welke's a hero. No excuse for that guy.

At the risk of sounding as if I'm defending the guy (I never once hit or spanked my children), the quote is, "I definitely will discipline her, harshly, depending on what the situation is."

#copyeditornazi who's unfamiliar with the front and back of the male anatomy, apparently.