My wife also uses butthole when describing a "no-no."

It's so cool that you decided to go ahead and define what sexism is for the uneducated peasantry. And that you claim to have all the pertinent facts and patterns in both these situations, something only law enforcement and legal authorities would claim to have.

#NotAllSportswriters

I love how two botched efforts turn into an awesome throw, and "play of the season."

a pitcher is NEVER required to throw the ball to 2nd on a step off move, inside move (spaghetti), or jump spin move

Well, there's one thing he has that others don't: Nearly a billion dollars to experiment and make mistakes with. He is as filthy rich as is possible. He could do this for kicks, complete with very expensive production people and never lose a wink of sleep. That's less insight than simple freedom to bump into a good…

For a variety of reasons traffic management is better and accidents happen less often when people merge as they should. Either into an existing gap or as close to the end of the merge zone as possible. You're directing your anger at the people who are doing it correctly. The logical extension of your expectation is…

Any response regarding the misogynistic lyrics or he cant mention those either- bec hes an old white man?

Sorry, Kyle, but that was a mild jostle. You clearly don't have kids. I'll tell you something right now- that guy desperately wanted that ball to have it and the story that went along with it FOR his kid. Churn out your own spawn to keep shake free before judging this guy harshly.

The headline is a little harsh, the refs aren't the ones ruining the games if they are going by the book, as you say.

And now for the worst version of the worst Christmas song ever:

Darlene Love's own classic, performed on Letterman every year since 1986, which was already 23 after it was released. She's still fucking great.

The Chicago deep-dish can represent all of Illinois but the Philly cheesesteak cannot do the same for Pennsylvania?

I love how we're blaming the bunt, when the reality is that this is Phillips's fault. The bunt was a good call and well executed. Phillips screwed up because he decided he wanted to turn a sacrifice into a base hit, so he cheated up the line. Key word: cheated. He knew where he was. He knew he wasn't supposed to be…

I love baseball highlights where some effort at the beginning would have made the catch routine instead of some diving/jumping play. He was trotting to start out.

GIMP is a PhotoShop alternative in the same way that you with an ice cream scoop is an alternative to having the surgeon remove your appendix. You might get the same result but one is going to be a damn site more painful...