A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

I mainly just wanted an excuse to say the word genitals. Which is a great word.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Josh Smith, a guy with multiple locker room altercations already this year, gets traded for nothing. A few days later we learned that Blake broke his hand in an “undisclosed team-related incident.” I bet the two are related.

In the next Kia Optima commercial, the Griffin Force meets the mighty brick wall. What will happen next?

Calm down there, Satan.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

this part is my fav

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Howard is a “talented and widely respected athlete.”

You win. Way to lob rocks from the sidelines at the vehicles people use to try to improve themselves. Are crossfit and TED perfect? No way. Can they be cultish and obnoxious? Absolutely. But attempting to do something positive yet flawed is better than than than doing nothing at all. Don’t shit on people making an…

For those that I’ve seen, I’ve walked away uplifted, enlightened, and empowered. I have found them instructional and timely.

Everyone beats Sunderland; let’s not pretend this is some accomplishment.

Is a hipster’s word worth nothing these days?

This is no way to play D&D. What ever happened to four+ players round a table with snacks, character sheets, dice, notepads, assorted paraphernalia and a DM?

Pac-Man’s got a chip on his shoulder and a bracelet around his ankle.

We might finally get our dream of a 6-10 playoff team!

Maybe don’t post a screenshot of what could be someone's trauma? Please? For the love of god...