I’d really be down with a “no auto-playing gifs of traumatic injuries” policy on this site. Let people decide whether they want to see that shit or not. I almost never click on Deadspin’s “look at this horrible injury!” articles because I don’t need or want to watch other people suffering, but I didn’t have a choice…

Then you should reconsider joking.

His grasp of economics is so truly awful.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Yeah, that whole thing where they placed 1-2-3 in the 100m hurdles, took gold in both men and women’s long jump, finishing 1-2 in the women’s, or took home a medal for both men and women’s steeplechase, which they hadn’t done in years, or when the US men beat the reigning world champions in straight sets in…

It might be too subtle, but you sir just won the internets for August 18, 2016!

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

NBC= No Black Champions?

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

If you’ve ever been an athlete, or been around elite athletes, they operate without paying a lot of attention to how the rest of the world operates (avoiding “distractions”). They’re almost never well socialized. An athlete can do well academically and still lack social sophistication or an appreciation for propriety.…

And Jon-Erik Hexum. Gun safety demonstrations and fictional live-action shows and movies featuring guns shouldn’t have anything in them with any amount of powder.

The Four Rules

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Conspiracy Theory: Okay, first Serena and Venus lose in doubles for the first time in 75 years, people are driving their bikes into curbs and now Djokovic loses. No coincidence. The athletes are like “I’ll take an L but I’m up out this nasty a— city.”

Can we agree that it’s unlikely Hillary Clinton would have been a Senator or Secretary of State if she wasn’t married to Bill?

Like I wrote the last time this kind of goal was posted here: