Legit LOL’d here. Thank you.


edit: 3 minutes later, I’m still laughing. Thanks again :) 

I remember the Smoke Free Class of 2000 campaign from when I was in 5th grade. There was even a song that’s still burned into my head.

We are the smoke free, Class of 2000
Two triple zero. Everyone’s a hero.
Girls: AND A SHE-RO!

I thought so too when I first learned of him - but then I saw some long form specials he’s done and I find him exhausting like Seinfeld to the nth degree. I like him better short spurts. 

Ugh. This is even grosser than Rich Juzwiak’s weekly coverage of Dr. Pimple Popper.

This is the only article series that I literally scream out loud regularly, on a weekly basis “no.. NO... NOOOOOOOOOO!” that I continue to return to.

I adore Amy Sedaris and Cole Escola.

Are there no legal repercussions for cops that lie that have a clear motive and pattern to put away innocent people? 

Don’t let these people fool you. Kate Hudson is Goldie Hawn’s mother.

Cool, but why can’t it read/send texts via Google Voice? I understand there are some privacy concerns - but with voice recognition and being the only person in the household, this would be very useful. 

Agreed.

Do kids need to learn to read before kindergarten? Definitely not.

House brands don’t go on sale.

Can someone explain to me why Stacy Layne is there to begin with? She just appears silently in the last few episodes, adding peanut gallery-like head shakes and bobbles for a few seconds and then she’s outta there.

Sorry. Had to:

I’m done with this fool.

Why does Pence constantly look on at Trump, like Michelle Duggar with her husband?

From Jezebel yesterday:

Where can I find a video visit?