:)

WE’RE COUSINS???

Considering that over the holidays, my cousin stuffed his own poop into our couch at family Christmas, I think I win this round, Lisa Rinna.

Damn, I love some Naughty! I will tell the rest of the Hotel staff to quietly push Mr. Trudeau's bill under the door;)

Yes! In that case, gimme a big bib and beam me up, Scottie!

Please take this opportunity to post your own barfing incidents. I’ll begin:

$99 health plan and fucking the cops’ world up? He just put forward a more coherent platform. And his desire to hurt Obama means he has crossover appeal to Republicans (also like how he was trying to take out those dirty immigrant PORTUGESE water dogs).

Yes. And we should pack the footage into a rocket, and fire it off into space, so after a couple 100,000 light years all the Aliens in the cosmos can laugh their asses off too.

this guy is a bastard for sure... but quoting the great Ya-Ya Sisterhood... I’d rather be nouveau riche than no riche at all.

Bo handles the peeing on priceless historical artifacts stuff, while Sunny is mostly in charge of sniffing tourists’ crotches. Joe Biden still does all of the work in the “inappropriate jumping on strangers” department, though. It’s a labor of love for him.

“You picked the wrong person to mess with. I will [expletive] your world up.”

DNA test before any snark please. Thank.you.

$99 a month healthcare? I’d vote for him.

When he was arrested, the police report said, Stockert claimed that his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe and that he came to the capital to announce his campaign for president.

I’d like to think they’re allowing the request for bail, just so they have the pleasure of yelling, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” in her face.

SHERIFF MAY I TROUBLE YOU FOR A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND BY GLASS OF WARM MILK I MEAN A NICE CHARDONNAY

Definitely not a B&B...but it is an all inclusive of sorts. Not in the way that it includes alot, but that what it does include is all you are getting.

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THESE. PEOPLE.

Not knowing much about Margaret Thatcher is fairly easy to fix; If you were British she was a harsh god. If you were American you sort of had a vague idea she was the Queen (this part is sarcasm) and if you were Irish, well, thats what the IRA has been running on for about 30 years.