......oh, Honey, no bill....just a thank you to our friends in Canada for finally electing a HOT Prime Minister and, you know, being there......kinda like that quiet neighbor you SO appreciate for never waking you up....

.....Hmmmm....to put this into terminology to which you may relate: Imagine President Hillary Clinton tossing chunks into the starched lap of German Chancellor Angela Merkel.....is the picture/humor more relatable now?

....when I think of all the world dignitaries I would like to greet formally....sigh....however, if you see my head in Justin Trudeau’s lap, PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB!

.....Surely the hottest sex in the WH during the Reagan Years, after Nancy and Frank Sinatra’s coke-fueled orgy, was the night Maggie banged Ronnie in the Lincoln Bedroom while Nance was at New York Fashion Week....

....I’m guessing we all think it looks like Glenn Close in “Dangerous Liaisons”

....I dunno how a lady is to sleep, but your fat ass is gonna crawl on top of that burlap and yer gonna like it!

....she’ll be positively miffed by her prison accommodations....

....I dunno....Marilyn having a virgin birth is kinda out there....

....but just think about how you could time that, now that you know.....say, on your frenemy’s expensive new dress....

.....now, if only you’d barfed on her Mom as well....

.....because it was priceless then....and timeless today.....also, you know, humor

....who knows....in their world it might be considered a formal greeting....

...we should invite the current Japanese PM over....make him travel thousands of miles for the privilege.....

....it was just like old times: America barfing all over Japan all over again!

....but....but about Babs’ dresses? They were the best thing to ever happen to the Military-Industrial complex.....

....why the future tense?

.....This.....every meet-cute story should be this......I’m available to insult women’s choice of footwear, btw....

#nothingnew

....color me not-disillusioned....

.....we’ll see come November....