Link please! (LP?)

This is way better than the dumb video this article is about. Poppy can lick my taint.

When they zoomed out and it was revealed she was completely face down in the sand, I LOL’ed at work. I’m going to hell, huh.

I think what elevates this is the fact that they both just leave her lying face down in the sand while they sign off.

To this day, I remember one of the first commenters on this said “So, am I to understand this is open to any college?”

Pretty much every man in the world slept with Esther Rolle in the ’70’s

I miss Shade Court.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

I’m pretty sure it’s in their prenup that she can comment on said dick using only the listed, approved terms (“impressive,” etc). Sarcasm is her only option if she wants a good divorce.

Yeah, so close to having a complete Christmas! Maybe next year.

“Or considerably less, if it’s in any shade other than snow white.”

I prefer the Unfazed Grandmother approach:

Things that are not useful for a President:

Noam Chomsky has a cogent take on politics that I always appreciate. He comments on the whole Donald Trump fandango in illuminating, albeit general terms here:

Is Bill “fair game”? I think he is, he’s a high profile politician trading on that clout. And Trump isn’t far wrong about Bill having a troubling history in how he treats and uses women.

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

I’ve become convinced that Trump is actually either the greatest troll to ever troll, or a deep undercover agent for the DNC.

There’s a Woman Card?!? Where do I get mine?! Because being a woman in engineering I could kinda use one...

My neighbor still inexplicably has a jack o’lantern on their stoop and it looks better than Donald Trump does. It’s also much less sexist, racist and mindlessly malicious.

nooooooooo :( lots of cocks are plenty much fun. THREE CHEERS FOR [NON-PESTILENT] COCKS.